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You glorious bastard.

I really hate humanity

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8 * 264 = 2112.

i have just reralised there is a very good evolutionary argument for the conditioning of (emotional) telepathy: during coitus if both partners climax simultainiously there is a raised chance of impregnation. of course you may say so what people get that from just being excited together - to which i reply yes but any advantage is an advantage, how can something as complex as the eye exist otherwise? whoawhoo were all gonna get us magic powers mofos

my latest mind sum: if imagined horrors in pop culture equate as dipictions of real life enemies of humanity so that we can discuss them openly without real fear or genuine emotion safely, and as i have previously portrayed vampies & werewolves in the light of the sexual predator and child abuser yet also asked the question what are zombies? my answer after zero rumination some time later is the blindingly obvious zombies = drug addiction

Be sincere

look down

look down

as a child you are defined by the things you may do, as an adolesent by the things you do, but its only once youve been caught you are defined by the things you have done

i think i'd quite like to feel like i were a nicer guy

shit you have to be mean for ppl to take you seriously nowadays (but u dont hav to be able 2 spell)

shit you have to be mean for ppl to take you seriously nowadays (but u dont hav to be able 2 spell)

fuck it, macdonalds for my tea (how boring an update would that have been with out the 'fuck it'? see kids swearing does make you cool and interesting)