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8 * 264 = 2112.
Jan 06 2013 12:03 PM
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    1221 (as you americans prefer) / 264 = 4.625
    Mar 17 2013 08:45 AM
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i have just reralised there is a very good evolutionary argument for the conditioning of (emotional) telepathy: during coitus if both partners climax simultainiously there is a raised chance of impregnation. of course you may say so what people get that from just being excited together - to which i reply yes but any advantage is an advantage, how can something as complex as the eye exist otherwise? whoawhoo were all gonna get us magic powers mofos
Dec 19 2012 10:21 AM
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my latest mind sum: if imagined horrors in pop culture equate as dipictions of real life enemies of humanity so that we can discuss them openly without real fear or genuine emotion safely, and as i have previously portrayed vampies & werewolves in the light of the sexual predator and child abuser yet also asked the question what are zombies? my answer after zero rumination some time later is the blindingly obvious zombies = drug addiction
Dec 16 2012 06:48 AM
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as a child you are defined by the things you may do, as an adolesent by the things you do, but its only once youve been caught you are defined by the things you have done
Oct 17 2012 02:31 AM
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i think i'd quite like to feel like i were a nicer guy
Sep 23 2012 04:12 AM
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shit you have to be mean for ppl to take you seriously nowadays (but u dont hav to be able 2 spell)
Sep 21 2012 04:33 PM
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fuck it, macdonalds for my tea (how boring an update would that have been with out the 'fuck it'? see kids swearing does make you cool and interesting)
Sep 21 2012 08:29 AM
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must stop thinking when ive been drinking
Aug 26 2012 11:39 AM
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ok so in my online dating profile ive actually started to passively threaten women with murder. shit im a basd man, i love women (s ears necklace fashion)
Aug 25 2012 03:52 PM
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    so ok im getting a woman coming on to me online. wtf you bastards are fucking mental, more than 2/3rds of the people i love are girlies. wft would you act like this to some guy who obviously.. ohw wtf how do you describe ...;./
    Aug 25 2012 05:12 PM
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    madness is not simply acting like a twat
    Aug 25 2012 05:13 PM
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the flat to the left of me is having a party and blasting out 'will smith' tunes, the flat to the right of me is trying to out blast them with rage againts the machine - who needs to go to sleep im in work at 7am? i dont care how long shes been queen
Jun 03 2012 02:42 PM
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who is it stealing all my toilet paper? i was sure i had a couple of rolls and yet ive just had to john wayne it to the shower
May 29 2012 05:29 AM
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how many warning points have you got?
May 24 2012 02:00 PM
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    A lot more than you've got, buddy
    May 24 2012 06:02 PM
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    ha
    May 24 2012 10:15 PM
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just wrote my bestest song yet. booyershack my(n word replacement coz im white)brother
May 04 2012 03:39 AM
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    (and sexist too)/sister
    May 04 2012 03:41 AM
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had my first propper grown up thought yesterday about the 11yr old children playing near where i work. "Cant they just get jobs?" my dad will be proud
May 03 2012 02:32 AM
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    just to clarify - im not having grown up thoughts about the 11 year old children, i just missed out a comma. it was my first grown up thought full stop
    May 03 2012 02:38 AM
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hey why did none of you ever tell me that the Indian math guy out of short circuit was in fact princess leias brother? and to think i considered you guys friends
Apr 30 2012 04:34 AM
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    Luke skywalker?
    May 02 2012 11:44 AM
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    i am your father
    May 02 2012 01:53 PM


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