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#1 shuke

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 07:24 PM

well, my parents are getting divorced which i could care less about...and as a result of thier divorce i have to go and see a shrink. I think that as soon as i walk in the door i am going to hit her in the face. But anyway, how would i go about outsmarting her and maybe getting some cool medication out of it? I have an idea but im not sure it would work.
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#2 Evil Midnight Bomber

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 07:28 PM

forget the meds... there's nothing cool about them if you aren't in genuine need of them

as for oustsmarting a Shrink.. its not hard, if your of at least moderate intelligence... for one thing be honest about your indifference... it happens
secondly dont Gush, play it close to the vest.
third remember a Shrink is human too, and as fallible as anyone else,
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Posted 14 September 2005 - 07:29 PM

She'll probably ask you to draw a picture of your family, be sure to draw your father swinging from a gallows, and a meat cleaver in your mom's face. At least a good start. good luck with it

#4 shuke

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 07:30 PM

major major, im not going to be taking the drugs i would be selling them...kids need money you know
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#5 crumbs

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 07:34 PM

They aren't there to just tell who genuinely needs drugs or doesn't. Shouldn't be too hard I guess, just fake a little emotion for realism and give the right answers.

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Posted 14 September 2005 - 07:36 PM

QUOTE (shuke @ Sep 14 2005, 10:30 PM)
major major, im not going to be taking the drugs i would be selling them...kids need money you know


Its this comment that threw this whole topic over the edge.


I've got a great idea of how you can "trick" the shrink -- grow up. That'll catch 'em off guard, thats for damn sure.
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