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#41 crab man

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 03:52 PM

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Why the christ would you want your doors locked while you're driving? Say you crash and are knocked unconscious; anyone trying to get you out is going to rape and rob you.

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I did say "have a hell of a time". So yeah.


I'm sure EMTs have found a way through locked doors by now.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 04:57 PM

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Why the christ would you want your doors locked while you're driving? Say you crash and are knocked unconscious; anyone trying to get you out is going to have a hell of a time.

Odds are if you crash then at least one window is guaranteed to break. And they created something called the Jaws of Life for a reason, to get you out if you happen to be trapped and unconscious. Car windows are easy enough to break too.

#43 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 05:42 PM

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Why the christ would you want your doors locked while you're driving? Say you crash and are knocked unconscious; anyone trying to get you out is going to have a hell of a time.

Odds are if you crash then at least one window is guaranteed to break.

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#44 Orchestrazia Ardwick

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 05:49 PM

I've been in three car crashes, and seen the results of two others in my family, and not once has a window broken.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 05:57 PM

I've been in 0 car crashes and 100% of the time the windows shattered. So I've got your back Smashington.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 06:01 PM

go to any junk yard and look at the crashed cars windows, they are usually intact. that's my evidence at least.

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 07:56 PM

QUOTE (el_burton @ May 15 2009, 09:49 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I've been in three car crashes, and seen the results of two others in my family, and not once has a window broken.

And what kind of car crashes were they and what in the hell do you drive? Little fender benders where you or someone else smacked whoever's vehicle from behind going 40? Jesus you people are f*cking pansies too, you pricks haven't seen real car crashes have you? Try living in a country where it's snow 9 months of the year at least, then you will see real car accidents. You can damn near total a vehicle going 50 km's an hour on an icey road, the whole front end of my dad's Jetta was completely destroyed when he hit black ice and crashed into the back of a pickup truck, and the windshield had two giant holes in it about 6 inches in diameter. Car windows can only be a certain thickness and have to be made to a certain standard, if a cop can't break into a window in an emergency then there is something wrong.

#48 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 08:06 PM

oh because of your ONE example it means that "Odds are if you crash then at least one window is guaranteed to break."

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 08:08 PM

What does waffle say? Isn't he the definitive source on crashing cars?



Edited by Audible, 15 May 2009 - 08:09 PM.


#50 Orchestrazia Ardwick

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 09:18 PM

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I've been in three car crashes, and seen the results of two others in my family, and not once has a window broken.

And what kind of car crashes were they and what in the hell do you drive? Little fender benders where you or someone else smacked whoever's vehicle from behind going 40? Jesus you people are f*cking pansies too, you pricks haven't seen real car crashes have you? Try living in a country where it's snow 9 months of the year at least, then you will see real car accidents. You can damn near total a vehicle going 50 km's an hour on an icey road, the whole front end of my dad's Jetta was completely destroyed when he hit black ice and crashed into the back of a pickup truck, and the windshield had two giant holes in it about 6 inches in diameter. Car windows can only be a certain thickness and have to be made to a certain standard, if a cop can't break into a window in an emergency then there is something wrong.

I've been in two accidents where the vehicle was written off, and the other two my family were involved in were also write-offs. The worst one I was in my mum skidded into the back of another car going at about 35-40mph. That's a big impact, and as I say, not one window broken. My sister was side-swiped going at about the same speed, but even with the impact centred on the two offside doors, no windows broken. A friend of mine even rolled his car on the motorway (so doing at least 70mph, in the outside lane) and only the laminated windscreen was cracked - none of the side windows. The windows will only break due to a deformation of the body itself, and not just in sympathy with the impact.

In summary: you're a tit.

Edited by el_burton, 15 May 2009 - 09:19 PM.

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#51 Derf!

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Posted 15 May 2009 - 10:41 PM

Whoa whoa, no need for name calling. I'm sure he just means to say that if it's a fatally awful crash then eh...well you'd be dead then really. I'm confident he's trying to say something though. I'm sure of it.

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 01:58 AM

QUOTE (Audible @ May 16 2009, 05:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
What does waffle say? Isn't he the definitive source on crashing cars?




that car's been reversed in. the hell?
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#53 crab man

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 01:59 AM

Or ramped up and out.

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 02:02 AM

i'll ramp you up and out.
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#55 paintmeblack

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 03:39 AM

i can tell from experience that windshields these days are designed so as to break easily and fall staright down. i think they have pockets of air them which makes sure that they burst and the glass falls straight down and not fly in your face.
also, where i live, it's common sense to lock your doors when you sit in your car unless you want to get mugged.

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#56 Orchestrazia Ardwick

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 07:10 AM

I always lock my door (no central locking) when I'm driving alone, because carjackings do happen, and have happened quite a few times around here. I know my car's not exactly valuable, but I'd rather not take the risk.

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 09:38 AM

i never lock my doors and i pick up hitchhikers whenever i can

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 09:44 AM

QUOTE (sixgunsound @ May 16 2009, 12:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i never lock my doors and i pick up hitchhikers whenever i can

i would too if i lived in a place half as safe as toronto.

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 03:41 PM

on the "murder map" that ctv has for toronto my part of the city is like a cluster of shootings and stabbings. whatevs. murders happen to other people right

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Posted 16 May 2009 - 03:42 PM


You're so hard.
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