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#1 skesal

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Posted 30 December 2010 - 11:31 PM

go ahead, take a god damn guess

also, what's my hand doing? my left hand...
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#2 BrokenMirror

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Posted 30 December 2010 - 11:46 PM

Drooping moodily x 2?

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#3 crab man

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Posted 30 December 2010 - 11:56 PM

soaking in a bowl of oatmeal and tomato juice?

#4 Derf!

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 12:38 AM

chafing in your barely active boxers

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 01:57 AM

Putting on a performance of Waiting For Godot?
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there seems to be an objective reality that a determined individual can penetrate if he is willing to challenge the confining chimeras of markets and machines

It was written that I should be loyal to the nightmare of my choice

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#6 eulogy

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 01:58 AM

Trying to make its way back home - back up to heaven, all alone. Nobody calling on the phone.
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#7 Audible

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 03:04 AM

Getting a robotic blowjob?

#8 Spongeyguy

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 06:05 AM

Peeing, and being uncoordinated and useless, respectively...
Let's get dangerous!

#9 squeezebox

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 07:09 AM

Flaccid and slightly sticking to your ball sack in the same pair of pajama pants you've worn for the past couple of weeks straight. It's also probably periodiocally being rubbed by your hand before you sniff your fingers because, after all, no one is looking.


imme, show some respect to squeezebox, he's a lot older than you...I think in his fifties or so - underground_freak_02

#10 skesal

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 10:56 AM

i don't exactly recall making this thread, but yeah, i was doing the five knuckle shuffle while my girlfriend was sleeping five feet away. i'm awesome.

how is everyone on GTU doing? someone update me on the past year in ten words of less, please.
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#11 skesal

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 11:03 AM

P.S. This forum is a ghost town. Glad to see some familiar faces in this thread though.

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#12 crab man

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 11:12 AM

You know, Mario could easily escape that giant bullet if he were so inclined.

#13 skesal

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 12:05 PM

You know, Mario could easily escape that giant bullet if he were so inclined.


yeah if he wants to survive, he may have to BITE THE BULLET (:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:) and run up that hill behind him.
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#14 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 31 December 2010 - 12:16 PM

my penis can beat up your penis

Follow @McWoggie to the gates of Hell. We're gonna ding-dong ditch them!


#15 Spongeyguy

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Posted 01 January 2011 - 11:39 AM

swordfight!
Let's get dangerous!

#16 imme

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Posted 01 January 2011 - 12:17 PM

Was going to write * makes popcorn * and considered this may not be a good show to admit attending lol

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#17 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 18 March 2011 - 03:34 PM

this thread is still stupid

Follow @McWoggie to the gates of Hell. We're gonna ding-dong ditch them!


#18 BuckinghamFan

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Posted 19 March 2011 - 12:28 AM

my penis can beat up your penis

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#19 Audible

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Posted 19 March 2011 - 03:55 AM

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#20 Blugh Grant

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Posted 19 March 2011 - 02:10 PM

also: they both always ends with someone spanking the bishop
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