Jump to content


- - - - -

Seems New York is about to be destroyed by a HurricaneMeh, I had a good run.


38 replies to this topic

#1 Evil Midnight Bomber

Evil Midnight Bomber

    what bombs at Midnight.

  • Moderator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 39,281 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:impossible to know
  • Original Name: Major_Major_

Posted 27 August 2011 - 11:24 AM

They're actually evacuating parts of Manhattan. And a long black cloud is coming down and stuff.

So I guess what Im trying to say is: Dont forget to spay and neuter your pets. This is Bob Barker signing off.

Oh and somebody keep an eye on woogie.
Posted Image
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

#2 Blugh Grant

Blugh Grant

    Played by Adrien Brody

  • Moderator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 46,570 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Limbo
  • Original Name: blueswannabe

Posted 27 August 2011 - 11:28 AM

Make like Snake Pliskin and escape. Unless you're outside the evac zone, in which case hunker down and get some cool photos

storm's a-comin'
Posted Image

there seems to be an objective reality that a determined individual can penetrate if he is willing to challenge the confining chimeras of markets and machines

It was written that I should be loyal to the nightmare of my choice

http://theonlythingy...d.blogspot.com/

#3 crab man

crab man

    no entiendo

  • Moderator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 64,707 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Original Name: GilmourIsGod

Posted 27 August 2011 - 11:34 AM

man up. when my dad lived in south florida, he would go surfing in hurricanes. I've seen the damn videos.

#4 Evil Midnight Bomber

Evil Midnight Bomber

    what bombs at Midnight.

  • Moderator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 39,281 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:impossible to know
  • Original Name: Major_Major_

Posted 27 August 2011 - 11:39 AM

Make like Snake Pliskin and escape. Unless you're outside the evac zone, in which case hunker down and get some cool photos

storm's a-comin'


Escape....no no...I wanna see where this is going. Photos indeed.

man up. when my dad lived in south florida, he would go surfing in hurricanes. I've seen the damn videos.


your dad...it seems...was nuts. no offense.
Posted Image
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

#5 myfinalheaven

myfinalheaven

    The Infernal Bridegroom

  • GZ Regular
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 22,488 posts
  • Original Name: myfinalheaven

Posted 27 August 2011 - 11:44 AM

Just stay close to Helen Hunt and you'll be fine.

Wait, no. That's a tornado. You're fucked.
And say why it never worked for me.
Something to do with violence
A long way back, and wrong rewards,
And arrogant eternity.

#6 crab man

crab man

    no entiendo

  • Moderator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 64,707 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Original Name: GilmourIsGod

Posted 27 August 2011 - 11:51 AM

Just stay close to Helen Hunt and you'll be fine.

Wait, no. That's a tornado. You're fucked.

seems like he comes out ahead there, to me

#7 awesem

awesem
  • Ombudsman
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 18,578 posts
  • Gender:Not Telling
  • Donator:Yes, Continually
  • Original Name: embilly

Posted 27 August 2011 - 12:10 PM

Take care Major. Dont die or lose limbs or loved ones. :mellowno:

th_tired.gifsidetoside.gifflhumpy0.gif

 


#8 guru of rock n roll

guru of rock n roll
  • Moderator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,624 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Original Name: guru of rock n roll

Posted 27 August 2011 - 12:11 PM

They're actually evacuating parts of Manhattan. And a long black cloud is coming down and stuff.

So I guess what Im trying to say is: Dont forget to spay and neuter your pets. This is Bob Barker signing off.

Oh and somebody keep an eye on woogie.

It not 9/11/11 you'll live
Posted Image

#9 wooooogiecrisp

wooooogiecrisp

    breakfast of schmucks

  • Ombudsman
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 73,972 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:nook
  • Donator:Yes, Once
  • Original Name: woggie

Posted 27 August 2011 - 12:25 PM

my grandparents in maryland evacuated a few days ago. they live walking distance from the bay so they got the fuck out.

anyway, so...whos gonna watch me?

Follow @McWoggie to the gates of Hell. We're gonna ding-dong ditch them!


#10 Orchestrazia Ardwick

Orchestrazia Ardwick

    The most inept that ever stepped

  • GZ Regular
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 63,207 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:ЯEPUБLIC OF MAИCUИIA
  • Original Name: el_burton

Posted 27 August 2011 - 02:29 PM

80mph winds? Come on, even this country can survive those, and we basically can't cope with anything other than persistant drizzle.

cheryl.gif


#11 Banana_Dude

Banana_Dude

    Official GTU punching bag

  • GZ Regular
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,582 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Believeland
  • Original Name: lives-in-fear-of-bananas

Posted 27 August 2011 - 02:44 PM

:sleep2:
Posted Image
"banana dude - why are you talking to us instead of setting yourself on fire?" -embilly, 2008

"I think this may be the best advice ever passed from one gtuer to another" -Bobert, 2011
Need a good laugh?

#12 Evil Midnight Bomber

Evil Midnight Bomber

    what bombs at Midnight.

  • Moderator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 39,281 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:impossible to know
  • Original Name: Major_Major_

Posted 27 August 2011 - 03:05 PM

80mph winds? Come on, even this country can survive those, and we basically can't cope with anything other than persistant drizzle.


yes, but all of your buildings are huts and shacks.
looks like they might cut power for the next few days
Posted Image
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

#13 Banana_Dude

Banana_Dude

    Official GTU punching bag

  • GZ Regular
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,582 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Believeland
  • Original Name: lives-in-fear-of-bananas

Posted 27 August 2011 - 03:57 PM

Major, I hope you're extra careful, given that you can't swim.
Posted Image
"banana dude - why are you talking to us instead of setting yourself on fire?" -embilly, 2008

"I think this may be the best advice ever passed from one gtuer to another" -Bobert, 2011
Need a good laugh?

#14 Spongeyguy

Spongeyguy

    Forum Sponge

  • GZ Regular
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 25,094 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Halifax
  • Original Name: spongeyguy

Posted 27 August 2011 - 04:18 PM

No time like the present to learn...
Let's get dangerous!

#15 Evil Midnight Bomber

Evil Midnight Bomber

    what bombs at Midnight.

  • Moderator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 39,281 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:impossible to know
  • Original Name: Major_Major_

Posted 27 August 2011 - 04:56 PM

am I to take it that black people supposedly cant swim?
Posted Image
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

#16 Banana_Dude

Banana_Dude

    Official GTU punching bag

  • GZ Regular
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 8,582 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:Believeland
  • Original Name: lives-in-fear-of-bananas

Posted 27 August 2011 - 04:58 PM

It's scientifically proven. You'll sink like a stone.
Posted Image
"banana dude - why are you talking to us instead of setting yourself on fire?" -embilly, 2008

"I think this may be the best advice ever passed from one gtuer to another" -Bobert, 2011
Need a good laugh?

#17 wooooogiecrisp

wooooogiecrisp

    breakfast of schmucks

  • Ombudsman
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 73,972 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:nook
  • Donator:Yes, Once
  • Original Name: woggie

Posted 27 August 2011 - 05:08 PM

every year some church group/youth group of black kids drown in the meramec river around here. the events usually unfold the same way. a younger kid/retarded kid goes too far into the river where a swift current sweeps him away. seeing this another kid will go in after the first but ultimately gets swept away as well, this then repeats itself until all the kids drown.

Follow @McWoggie to the gates of Hell. We're gonna ding-dong ditch them!


#18 Evil Midnight Bomber

Evil Midnight Bomber

    what bombs at Midnight.

  • Moderator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 39,281 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Location:impossible to know
  • Original Name: Major_Major_

Posted 27 August 2011 - 07:10 PM

It's scientifically proven. You'll sink like a stone.


Chimps can't swim because they don't have sufficient body fat to keep them afloat. Are you saying black people are glorified chimps, sir?
Posted Image
A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

#19 crab man

crab man

    no entiendo

  • Moderator
  • PipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPipPip
  • 64,707 posts
  • Gender:Male
  • Original Name: GilmourIsGod

Posted 27 August 2011 - 08:30 PM

jesus major, I never knew you hated the blacks so much

#20 Ayaura

Ayaura
  • GZ Regular
  • PipPipPipPipPip
  • 1,666 posts
  • Gender:Female
  • Location:Terrace, BC Canada
  • Original Name: Ayaura

Posted 27 August 2011 - 08:30 PM

80mph winds? Come on, even this country can survive those, and we basically can't cope with anything other than persistant drizzle.


I do believe your country is made of bricks.

 JupiterPillow.png

"Taken out of context, I must seem so strange" Music Share




Reply to this topic



  


0 user(s) are reading this topic

0 members, 0 guests, 0 anonymous users


Please consider donating to GuitarZone.com.
With more and more people using ad blocking add-ons for browsers, ad revenue has plummeted.
If you can spare even US$5 it would mean a lot to help pay for GZ's monthly server bill.
Thank you to all. Cheers! --Rob



Method #1: PayPal



Click 'Donate' above
to donate with any
major credit card or
existing PayPal funds.


E-mail on record with PayPal
[ ]



Method #2: Bitcoin


Option A )  Scan Bitcoin QR Code


Scan above box with mobile phone, or click...



Option B )  Copy and Paste Bitcoin Address

  13NA7exoZVPGBAxnKXcQAz35JQ5PvnhYDE  


Copy above address and paste into Bitcoin app...



Learn more about Bitcoin...