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#1 Ayaura

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 09:46 AM

I am about to submit my resume to Environment Canada for what I think could easily be my dream job. It is a hydrometric technician position, involving traveling to remote areas, traveling by boat, surveying, environmental monitoring, and maintaining stream gauges. And what is the next best part? They are looking to fill a position out of my home town up north.

What is your dream job? Does anyone here already have their dream job?

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 09:48 AM

retirement

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 09:59 AM

Musician.

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I can't think of anything to say,
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Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:05 AM

http://www.thepotter...om_knockers.htm
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Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:13 AM

http://www.thepotter...om_knockers.htm


You want to be a bottom knocker?

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:20 AM

I want to be able to tell people I am one, but I wouldn't fancy the shitty wage or the heat.
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Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:28 AM

Its a hard knock life eh

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:40 AM

Millionaire layabout waster reclusive drunk
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there seems to be an objective reality that a determined individual can penetrate if he is willing to challenge the confining chimeras of markets and machines

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#9 Derf!

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:48 AM

Genetic alteration test subject. I wonder what that pays.
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Posted 09 March 2012 - 10:59 AM

Millionaire layabout waster reclusive drunk


This but with billions instead of millions.

that or a writer
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A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 11:02 AM

I'd be a wildlife documentary maker. The Attenborough nobody likes.
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Posted 09 March 2012 - 11:08 AM

I'd be a wildlife documentary maker. The Attenborough nobody likes.


Is he something like the British David Suzuki?

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 11:09 AM

Some sort of plant biologist maybe, although I like the sounds of millionaire laybout reclusive drunk.


I'd be a wildlife documentary maker. The Attenborough nobody likes.


Is he something like the British David Suzuki?


Like David Suzuki, but WAY better.
Let's get dangerous!

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 11:09 AM

Some sort of plant biologist maybe, although I like the sounds of millionaire laybout reclusive drunk.


I like that, and considered a second degree in botany if it were realistic to keep going to school.

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 11:10 AM

Psh, Suzuki. That one horse man.

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 11:13 AM


Some sort of plant biologist maybe, although I like the sounds of millionaire laybout reclusive drunk.


I like that, and considered a second degree in botany if it were realistic to keep going to school.


Please don't start quizzing me on plant ID... I will certainly fail
Let's get dangerous!

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 11:25 AM

billions? im not greedy, i just want to be bukowski
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It was written that I should be loyal to the nightmare of my choice

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 11:26 AM

You may find this interesting, Botany Everyday, it is a free online botany class starting in two weeks. It has a major focus on herbalist properties, and less on taxonomy and physical descriptions, for example his description of mustards failed to mention the 4 petals and six stamens that is key in identification, but goes on about the medicinal properties and uses. Still, it seems pretty interesting, I will be taking the classes.

Also, this is a very cool blog from New Zealand, Phytography, that explains a new latin phyto- word everyday with pictures of plants from NZ.

I have never been to Halifax, but I would imagine that there would be a vast difference in plants from one side of Canada to the next, aside from the invasive and exotic weeds.

(you just picked up on one of my major interests :smile: )

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Posted 09 March 2012 - 12:13 PM

I wanna be that guy sitting in the ticket booth in carparks.


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Posted 09 March 2012 - 12:17 PM

nothing like an achievable dream...firstly, you'll need a sex change.
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A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."



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