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#1 Inigo Montoya

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 04:47 AM

...and after years of seeking revenge, I am finally at peace with the world. I have found god and he has made peace in my heart. It's kind of a funny story, really. I found this website http://www.christiandatingforfree.com/ and became excited because I assumed myfinalheaven was whoring himself out finally. After spending hours upong hours trolling the profiles, the dead alien soul that resides within me whispered the errors of my ways. He whispered, "Durka durka, Mohhamed Jihad" and I knew it was time to sacrifice everything in the name of my lord.

Prepare to die...date. Prepare to date.

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#2 Spongeyguy

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 05:43 AM

Who cares?
Let's get dangerous!

#3 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 06:19 AM

your warn log is boring

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 08:06 AM

Things were better when I was Inigo.

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 07:54 PM

Your fall from grace was ...er... expected and uninteresting.
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Posted 11 July 2012 - 07:56 PM

I hate to break it to.. err, everybody.. but this was never funny.
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#7 Precious Roy

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Posted 11 July 2012 - 10:10 PM

wait...I was never Inigo.

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 02:38 AM

I once dated a christian. It was weird. I didn't do that again.


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Posted 12 July 2012 - 04:08 AM

I really should watch that film some day.

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 04:23 AM

who the hell even runs inigo now? i made him him lol


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#11 joelhike007

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Posted 12 July 2012 - 07:14 AM

I was the crazy Sicilian for a couple posts. The only "in character" thing I could think of to say was "Inconceivable!" :(
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#12 James_Coolidge

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Posted 13 July 2012 - 07:05 AM

I really should watch that film some day.

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It is truly excellent.

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Except, I think it's marvelous...

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#13 SmashySmashy

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 06:03 AM

I once dated a christian. It was weird. I didn't do that again.


Was his name actually Christian or was he a Jesus loves me fag?

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 06:12 AM

Or just, in fact, a Christian?

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 11:34 AM


I really should watch that film some day.

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It is truly excellent.

That doesn't mean anything coming from you since you think everything is excellent.

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 11:53 AM

it's truly excellent and i hate lots of stuff.

everyone is bitches

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 12:41 PM

It's truly excellent and my opinion is unimpeachable

#18 Spongeyguy

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 03:01 PM

It's truly excellent. I haven't seen the movie, but my opinion of it is still valid because I say so.
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 03:09 PM

it's more valid than Reese's because it's an actual opinion and not just a default state of movie-watching-bliss.

everyone is bitches

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Posted 15 July 2012 - 10:13 PM

Cut him some slack. The whole moving pictures thing is still a novelty in whatever state he's from.



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