...and after years of seeking revenge, I am finally at peace with the world. I have found god and he has made peace in my heart. It's kind of a funny story, really. I found this website http://www.christiandatingforfree.com/ and became excited because I assumed myfinalheaven was whoring himself out finally. After spending hours upong hours trolling the profiles, the dead alien soul that resides within me whispered the errors of my ways. He whispered, "Durka durka, Mohhamed Jihad" and I knew it was time to sacrifice everything in the name of my lord.
Prepare to die...date. Prepare to date.
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya.You killed my father...
Started by Inigo Montoya, Jul 11 2012 04:47 AM
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Posted 11 July 2012 - 07:54 PM
Your fall from grace was ...er... expected and uninteresting.
I believed in you, Ofdensen.
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Posted 11 July 2012 - 07:56 PM
I hate to break it to.. err, everybody.. but this was never funny.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 02:38 AM
I once dated a christian. It was weird. I didn't do that again.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 04:08 AM
I really should watch that film some day.
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Posted 12 July 2012 - 07:14 AM
I was the crazy Sicilian for a couple posts. The only "in character" thing I could think of to say was "Inconceivable!" 
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Posted 13 July 2012 - 07:05 AM
I really should watch that film some day.
It is truly excellent.
I can't think of anything to say,
Except, I think it's marvelous...
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 11:34 AM
That doesn't mean anything coming from you since you think everything is excellent.
I really should watch that film some day.
It is truly excellent.
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 03:09 PM
it's more valid than Reese's because it's an actual opinion and not just a default state of movie-watching-bliss.
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Posted 15 July 2012 - 10:13 PM
Cut him some slack. The whole moving pictures thing is still a novelty in whatever state he's from.
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