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#1 GracehasQuitGoodbye!

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Posted 08 October 2015 - 04:44 AM

So I decided as my neighbors daughter says such daft things daily and amuses me and other's I would open a thread with daily musings of what she says in passing or when she knocks my door and invites herself in..and I mean invites herself in even if I am going out! she's 11 and 3/4s as she says as it's important has some learning disabilities which I understand but she can be pretty funny.

 

 

 ME: HI Tilly

Tilly : whatcha pooing?

ME: umm huh I am putting the rubbish in the bin, nice shoes Tilly!

Tilly: Yeah blingy ent they m8! I nicks dem from justin timberlake now can moonwalk see!

Me: nice to see you again Tilly I need to go soon! how's you're guitar then?

Tilly:f..k the guitar and  f..k off then! face drops screws face up folds arms storms off adjusting her thick rimmed glasses and flicking her bunches...trying to look adult but still a kid really!

 

typical conversation with Tilly! day 1


Edited by GraceUK, 08 October 2015 - 02:30 PM.


#2 GracehasQuitGoodbye!

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Posted 08 October 2015 - 04:50 AM

Tilly day 2

 

ME: Tilly what's wrong why are you angry? your mum said you are refusing to eat!

Tilly: Mum promised me we would go to ASDA today and we haven't!

Me: Oh, I see so you're sulkiing then?

Tilly: NO is called being Rock and roll I am practicing for when I am famous! one of us has to do it you're too f...in old now!

ME: Tilly! that's enough.

Tilly: doesn't speak throws a biscuit at me instead that she has half eaten.

me walk away fast....leave her to it.

 

day 2 dinner time..

knocks my door!

 

Tilly : hi its me opne up m8! is your bestest friend helllloooo??

ME: say under breath dear God kill me now!

Me: Oh hi Tilly! how can I Help you?

Tilly: IM hungry m8 u help me you're rich ent ya? mum defrosted the wrong meal she thought was something else and now I gets

meatballs n pasta n not shepherds pie..am angry!

ME: no I am not and if you eat my food you're mum will be angry!

Tilly : but I am hungry! you got any nesquick again m8?

Me: umm no have a musli bar I am a little busy you'll have to go home soon!

TIlly: I hate people damn it I am going slams door! it's crap not even chocolate is it! I'll text you later on psn.

 

Me: feel bad and kinda laugh still she amuses me no end.Think to self maybe I should move soon! ( in my head going uht oh spam me to death again!)



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Posted 08 October 2015 - 06:10 AM

What are bunches?


everyone is bitches


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Posted 08 October 2015 - 07:01 AM

nm


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Posted 08 October 2015 - 10:15 AM

Huh.


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Posted 08 October 2015 - 02:32 PM

  bunches hairstyle. so yes my neighbors little girls driving me up the wall. as, friendly as she is it's becoming a nuisance and I am going to have to start ignoring her slowly bit by bit, don't want to upset her so have to do this carefully, but need some me time like we all do. I don't mind the odd visit but every day twice a day at times is getting a bit much. :yes: plus the excessive psn messages is starting to get so unless my psn is offline can't be on there ;-)



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Posted 08 October 2015 - 02:39 PM

The thing she said about being too old would have cracked me up. Sounds like a smart kid.



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Posted 08 October 2015 - 04:11 PM

  bunches hairstyle. so yes my neighbors little girls driving me up the wall. as, friendly as she is it's becoming a nuisance and I am going to have to start ignoring her slowly bit by bit, don't want to upset her so have to do this carefully, but need some me time like we all do. I don't mind the odd visit but every day twice a day at times is getting a bit much. :yes: plus the excessive psn messages is starting to get so unless my psn is offline can't be on there ;-)

 

Poor kid needs a friend her own age.


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Posted 09 October 2015 - 02:10 AM

Reese you ageist!

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Posted 09 October 2015 - 06:42 AM

Ha, Well, I grew up spending time with people older than I was. It made school-time difficult because I found my peers to be incredibly immature and I resented being so young and treated like I was a lesser being because of it. There were a lot of self-esteem issues that arose out of it since I simply didn't have the emotional maturity and fine motor skills to keep up with the people I spent time with. I grew up thinking that I just wasn't good at anything because of it. There were some advantages that stemmed from it but also some really distinct disadvantages. I guess what I'm getting at is kids should have the opportunity to be kids while they are kids. There's time for all that older person stuff later.

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Posted 09 October 2015 - 06:44 AM

i can't write that even i know its too far


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Posted 09 October 2015 - 12:13 PM

That bad?


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Posted 09 October 2015 - 12:35 PM

   she is quite smart but heck she is a handful her parents knocked my door today to apologize and I was handed a bag of popcorn ( which I bet little one will turn up and say I saw popcorn is for sharing??? can I have some?--I know this will occur!. I said it's fine, she has a new computer game and seems to be quite busy with it but stated she will be round to trick or treat and I had best have some decent sweets not muesli bars or she might make ghost noises outside my door all night! lol! she is certainly entertaining! I admit when little I use to hang out at my neighbors he was like my grandad and use to tell me war stories a lot and I'd hang with his granddaughter and son, he had rabbit hutch and such.

 I got asked to look after her sometimes if I wish and to be paid for it sometimes --I will think about it, she is quiet if a computer is near her and is quite happy gaming away or with her headphones on seems to love damon alban gorillaz. definately got a crush on him.

 The cat wont be so happy though as my cat has leant to go meow and look depressed stressed and go to sleep instantly or pretend in hopes she wont be seen.

    Oh, I like the fact she is dressed as a kid, bunches and not allowed to be around anything adult natured of such I think thats good games of the right pegi rating films too.her parents read her bedtime stories and such, that's how it should be. I was a kid but adult and what you said Reese is pretty much how I was. hung with adults mostly but, I preferred the company I say I am an old soul many have said it. I got in toruble for watching hammer horrors with gran at 12am in her bed often gran would bang my wall sneak me in to see them lol and kepe her company when mum found out I was inf or it and gran but, gran said, you never noticed it when I did it with the other 3 who are now older lol! but I will blowed I got caught this time but took you many years! my gran was great a laugh!


Edited by GraceUK, 09 October 2015 - 12:40 PM.




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