So I decided as my neighbors daughter says such daft things daily and amuses me and other's I would open a thread with daily musings of what she says in passing or when she knocks my door and invites herself in..and I mean invites herself in even if I am going out! she's 11 and 3/4s as she says as it's important has some learning disabilities which I understand but she can be pretty funny.
ME: HI Tilly
Tilly : whatcha pooing?
ME: umm huh I am putting the rubbish in the bin, nice shoes Tilly!
Tilly: Yeah blingy ent they m8! I nicks dem from justin timberlake now can moonwalk see!
Me: nice to see you again Tilly I need to go soon! how's you're guitar then?
Tilly:f..k the guitar and f..k off then! face drops screws face up folds arms storms off adjusting her thick rimmed glasses and flicking her bunches...trying to look adult but still a kid really!
typical conversation with Tilly! day 1
Edited by GraceUK, 08 October 2015 - 02:30 PM.