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#21 Derf!

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Posted 24 October 2015 - 01:10 PM

I'm beginning to suspect we're all just alts from Woody's mind.

Woody's mind is the fiery crucible through which all great GTU Warriors are....whatever'd. 

 

 

Also, fair thee well, Grace. We hardly knew ye, beyond a flagrant rejection of punctuation and delightful stories of Tilly, who I'm convinced is the natural result of Coronation Street and Jersey Shore colliding. That's to say, sweet at heart but ultimately depressing to fathom. Not that my saying so means a damned thing, you're gone already...or were never there. DUN DUN DONE!



#22 Graeme! Yes, Graeme!

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Posted 24 October 2015 - 01:15 PM

wait. im felicia?


I don't know, ARE YOU?

#23 w00dy

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Posted 24 October 2015 - 01:25 PM

the thing is though, no one was jaw dropingly anything but friendly was they, or did i miss those posts? 


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#24 Derf!

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Posted 24 October 2015 - 01:33 PM

That might only be true because this is our collectively forged forum-normalcy, which let's face it is a scary thought in and of itself. That being said, I thought we were very angelic, which is nice...until you remember all the killing and manipulating angels did in that book. 



#25 maungabluesy

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Posted 24 October 2015 - 02:11 PM

Welp, there goes another one.
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#26 sixgunsound

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Posted 25 October 2015 - 11:36 AM

we're normal. right?


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#27 Graeme! Yes, Graeme!

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Posted 25 October 2015 - 01:30 PM

I'm more normal than any of you.



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Posted 25 October 2015 - 02:54 PM

i second graeme's advanced state of normalcy. a million man hours of mobile phone sales makes him the most normal expert in that there 'murica


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#29 Graeme! Yes, Graeme!

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Posted 26 October 2015 - 02:58 PM

Relevant:

 

Guy stood there complaining to one of the guys in store today about the pricing of a case he had bought. We had already refunded him. He kept saying it was cheaper on Amazon and I kept thinking "Well why the ever living fuck didn't you just buy the damned thing from Amazon then? Did we steal your wallet and force the case upon you? Did you, as an adult human, suddenly and temporarily lose the capacity to make a decision as to whether or not you were willing to part with money for goods?" 

 

Humans are terrible things.



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Posted 27 October 2015 - 02:47 AM

Our need to tell someone, who quite apparently really doesn't give a shit, completely foxes my noggin'. Yet I know I've done it myself. I've been on the receiving end too, and it's obvious they just want to share it with someone - but look mate, I can't change the price the place I work charges for stuff and we both know that you know that. Also, do you really think I'm going to go whinging in my boss's ear about this in a way that will be conducive to the betterment of your future shopping experience? I have a hard enough time asking for my legally entitled holidays, so you can simply get fucked buddy. Also it astounds me that you don't realise, from your own workplace comings and goings, that I don't even want to be here, this isn't what I do for fun. For eight hours, five days out of seven, I'm trapped in an environment with persons/people I wouldn't necessarily choose to spend any time with socially, or even have personal causes that I particularly care about, yet I smile and make nice as I slowly grind my way ever closer to the cold blinking eye of death and unexistance. Why the fuck for even one second would that I care, that you don't care about something of my unassuming banal day job, if I don't care about my unassuming banal day job? Eh fuck chops? Do one!

Edited by w00dy, 27 October 2015 - 02:50 AM.

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#31 Nealio

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Posted 27 October 2015 - 08:48 AM

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.



#32 gusdotcom

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Posted 27 October 2015 - 09:02 AM

Relevant:

 

Guy stood there complaining to one of the guys in store today about the pricing of a case he had bought. We had already refunded him. He kept saying it was cheaper on Amazon and I kept thinking "Well why the ever living fuck didn't you just buy the damned thing from Amazon then? Did we steal your wallet and force the case upon you? Did you, as an adult human, suddenly and temporarily lose the capacity to make a decision as to whether or not you were willing to part with money for goods?" 

 

Humans are terrible things.

Stories like that is why I would never be able to work retail.

 

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Posted 27 October 2015 - 09:14 AM

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

i openly admit to power wanking to filth i wouldn't ask a girl to do in real life - theres no fucking way id be ashamed that we were NICE to a new person 


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#34 Nealio

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Posted 27 October 2015 - 09:15 AM

 

You should all be ashamed of yourselves.

i openly admit to power wanking to filth i wouldn't ask a girl to do in real life - theres no fucking way id be ashamed that we were NICE to a new person 

 

especially you :lol:



#35 Major Major

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Posted 30 October 2015 - 03:15 PM

Shit, I'm gonna miss her.

Move over, I'm driving.

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#36 rabid_fox

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Posted 30 October 2015 - 03:18 PM

Who the fuck is this twat?


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#37 Major Major

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Posted 30 October 2015 - 03:22 PM

Someone too sensitive for this world? And by world I mean our demented microcosm

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Posted 30 October 2015 - 03:30 PM

I'd piss in her nostrils.


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Posted 31 October 2015 - 04:57 AM

Well, she's gone now. But I think we could safely offer up Blues's nostrils...



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Posted 31 October 2015 - 05:20 AM

To be fair, I think he's the first one I'd throw under the bus as well. You know that statistic of 1 in 10 of us meet gruesome grizzly crime scene ends? Well to protect the rest of the group if I brutally stalk, torture and off you, the rest of us will live long happy lives. So fair's fair I'm coming for you, to murder you to death. Tbh I can't believe we have done this earlier

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