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#1 Herr Rararr

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 02:25 PM

Er. 

 

Limerick.


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#2 Jay Kay

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 02:59 PM

Whose cock was so long he could suck it. 
He said with a grin 
As he wiped off his chin, 
"If my ear were a cunt I would fuck it! 



#3 crab man

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 03:02 PM

My name sometimes is Booby the Jew

Balls as big as a couple of honeydew

I don't know what a limerick is

but I know you can suck on this

If you think that you think you can do what I do



#4 crab man

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 03:06 PM

wait, just give me another chance

I didn't mean to go on a psycho rant

I just want to be friends

and I want your rear end

or whatever you can give me to envelop my lance


I need to work on my closers



#5 crab man

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 03:42 PM

Of course I wrote like 5 more and then lost them while GTU wouldn't let me in. <_<

#6 Herr Rararr

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Posted 29 November 2016 - 04:35 PM

There was a young man named Keith,
He used to circumcise men with his teeth,
It wasn't fir pleasure
But for the tasty treasure
In the cheese he found underneath
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#7 Herr Rararr

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 05:23 AM

На прошлой неделе пересматривал контент интернет, вдруг к своему восторгу открыл прелестный веб-сайт. Посмотрите: [link deleted[ . Для меня этот вебсайт явился довольно оригинальным. Успехов всем!

 

That's a terrible limerick. Pfff.


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#8 sixgunsound

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 05:45 AM

It was. I even tried reading it with limerick rhythm. It worked really well until he started talking about his website. 


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#9 Herr Rararr

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 05:52 AM

There once was a man from Sevastopol,

Whose limericks were simply regrettable

With just one click, Six banned the dick

And said 'for a Russian he's not typical'

 

 

Ok, weak last line but whatever. I'm out.  Or back in, I can't remember.


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#10 sixgunsound

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:12 AM

Are you conceding the Russian annexation of Crimea? 


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#11 Herr Rararr

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:15 AM

Crimea River, more like...


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#12 sixgunsound

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:16 AM

What does Putin call Alaska? 

 

Iyce Crim


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:16 AM

Now that's humour.
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#14 Herr Rararr

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:18 AM

I don't get it.  Ice cream? I want a refund.


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#15 sixgunsound

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:19 AM

Крым - Krym

 

It's Russian for Crimea. So Iyce Krym is Alaska. It was once theirs and he will annex it soon. 


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#16 Herr Rararr

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:23 AM

Hmmm.  I'm krymming my pants right now.


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#17 sixgunsound

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:35 AM

Dvoy xhuey . Gross. 


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 08:36 AM

There was an old man from milwaukee
Who wasn't so much for the talky
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Posted 01 December 2016 - 02:09 PM

Waz from Qatar
Played the guitar
Wherever he went
Ppl liked his accent
Now he's nearing 35
Breathing kicking still alive
Can't think what to write next
O last thing, do I have herpes simplex?
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Posted 01 December 2016 - 02:37 PM

There was a wanker from Vancouver
His only wish was that he could be cooler
But When he pulled out his cock
he had to jack off in a sock
Coz his thermals...... fucking hell this shit is hard

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