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Next year I want...... fuck resolutions. This is a wish list of personal possibilities


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#1 w00dy

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Posted 28 December 2016 - 04:27 AM

Me = Meet someone and do the romance.... do all the fitness to meet a sexy woman who'd find me attractive, then be brave enough to talk to her. And it not all end in a pile of shit

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#2 crab man

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Posted 28 December 2016 - 12:05 PM

My resolution is to avoid hearing or reading any and every word said by or about our whiny man-child future president.

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Posted 28 December 2016 - 01:10 PM

I will lose weight, and finish that thing I've been saying I'm going to finish for about 20 years now. And keep saving for a house.

My resolution is to avoid hearing or reading any and every word said by or about our whiny man-child future president.


Have you seen there's a browser add-on that will automatically replace any picture of him with kittens instead?

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#4 w00dy

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Posted 29 December 2016 - 12:55 AM

Bet he gets impeached before the end of 2018. It'll be some trumped up bullshit though just to get rid of him

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Posted 02 January 2017 - 03:20 PM

I'd like to stop hating myself..

 

seriously though. That would be nice.


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Posted 02 January 2017 - 10:48 PM

So get some self esteem you magnificent piece of shit!

 

 

Just playin' man. I feel ya there. It's so goddamned self-indulgent but I still do the self-loathing thing from time to time. Quite the vicious cycle too if you start to hate yourself for wasting time hating yourself. The world does it for free! etc. Best I got for you is just keep busy, man. Which I gather is a band-aid on a bullet wound, but whatevs you gotta start somewhere, right? 

 

 

Anyway. This year I would like Kate Beckinsale to come and run her fingers through my hair and tell me my art is the bomb diggity. I'll settle for being a little more caring though. Maybe listen more instead of being eager to talk. I dunno. Fuck resolutions and all, but I could probs benefit from an arbitrary decision to be more, based on a fucking calendar square. 



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Posted 06 January 2017 - 12:44 PM

Ima work on health and what not 



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Posted 06 January 2017 - 01:49 PM

So get some self esteem you magnificent piece of shit!

 

 

Just playin' man. I feel ya there. It's so goddamned self-indulgent but I still do the self-loathing thing from time to time. Quite the vicious cycle too if you start to hate yourself for wasting time hating yourself. The world does it for free! etc. Best I got for you is just keep busy, man. Which I gather is a band-aid on a bullet wound, but whatevs you gotta start somewhere, right? 

 

 

Anyway. This year I would like Kate Beckinsale to come and run her fingers through my hair and tell me my art is the bomb diggity. I'll settle for being a little more caring though. Maybe listen more instead of being eager to talk. I dunno. Fuck resolutions and all, but I could probs benefit from an arbitrary decision to be more, based on a fucking calendar square. 

 

I was really drunk and in a bad spot when I posted that. Not my style to throw a pity party...Thank you for the post, though. You are right.


Ima work on health and what not 

 

exercise, ew.


kidding. that's great. you'll love it if you stay committed...assuming you are talking about exercise. 


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#9 Jay Kay

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Posted 06 January 2017 - 03:16 PM

Definitely need to start exercising again, I've said this every year for a decade but this will be the year I quit smoking too.... I hope

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Posted 06 January 2017 - 05:04 PM

Definitely need to start exercising again, I've said this every year for a decade but this will be the year I quit smoking too.... I hope

 

you got this, my friend. 


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#11 Jay Kay

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Posted 06 January 2017 - 09:10 PM

How's it goin on your side, still no smoke?

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Posted 07 January 2017 - 09:38 AM

I think tomorrow is 5 weeks without one? Yeah, that sounds right. I crave still when I drink. Some times harder than others..last night I wanted a cigarette so bad I decided to smoke pot just to put something in my lungs. 


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Posted 07 January 2017 - 10:01 AM

Damn good work bro! Keep at it, shits hard as hell



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Posted 07 January 2017 - 10:17 AM

Hey man, thanks! It is hard, but I'm just so determined to finally be done.


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Posted 07 January 2017 - 02:40 PM

Everyone should just vape instead. Vaping's awesome.

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Posted 07 January 2017 - 03:39 PM

I work with a 40 year old man who finger fucked a 14 year old around 8 years ago. Cops showed up to where we work, seized his computers, and arrested him. He claims he didn't do it, but yet he pleaded guilty because "there was no way out of it". In other words, this sick fuck fingered a 14 year old girl on his boat in the middle of a lake. Guilty. To make matters worse, the girl was his best friend's daughter. 

 

So while this bastard sat in jail, for some reason the company I work for continued to pay him his salary so his family wouldn't struggle, and then when he got out of jail, this ass hole had the same job waiting for him to come back to. I have no idea why my company didn't fire him, because not only is he a piece of shit, he also sucks at his job. 

 

This codpiece is the most ungrateful, lazy, unintelligent, narcissistic, sociopath I know. He literally bitches about having to work (and he gets paid very very well to do easy labor). He works harder to not work than he actually would if he just did his job. He has a god complex, and that is completely foreign to me...

 

This is where I am going with this...This ass hole vapes. ALL THE FUCKING TIME. He has the kind of vape that produces obnoxious amounts of smoke and smells like fruit roll ups and douche bag. So...because of him, every person I see vaping (even my friends), I either think of them as a sphincter, or I make fun of them by calling them a sphincter. 

 

Screw John, the dude who fingered a 14 year old, and screw vaping. 


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Posted 07 January 2017 - 05:32 PM

I vape without feeling any pedophilic urges.

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Posted 08 January 2017 - 07:48 AM

I vape without feeling any pedophilic urges.

 

You're alright then, I guess.


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Posted 09 January 2017 - 03:06 AM

I vape without feeling any pedophilic urges.

Yeah. I also do this.



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Posted 09 January 2017 - 05:56 AM

I resolve to smoke more cigarettes and gain weight. Let's be realistic, folks. 


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