I just tried it. I'm trying to be all healthy and shit. My girlfriend and I were at the store on Sunday (meal prepping for the week), and she suggested I buy coconut water because she heard it was really good for me considering I work out a lot and am trying to gain weight. I didn't hear her tell me that I should mix it with my protein shakes.
So I just popped open this bad boy, poured it in a cup, and took a big gulp. The first thing I said after was, "this tastes like what I imagine my semen to taste like." My girlfriend then proceeds to try it herself, and replies with, "Yep, that's exactly what your cum tastes like. They even smell similar." As if the drink wasn't already bad enough, this jacked me all up.
I will never be able to taste coconut water again.