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#1 harrumphicus

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Posted 22 February 2017 - 08:49 PM

The wife and I are expecting our first future musician this September. It may be a little early to start imposing my own ambitions on it, but I'll be damned if I'm not excited to see it try. Haven't told the folks yet, since they live a couple hundred miles away and we wanted to tell them in person, but I figured this little place wouldn't bother too much. Some of you are parents, and in my experience parents are never found with lack of parenting advice, so spill away if you want.


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#2 Herr Rararr

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Posted 22 February 2017 - 09:05 PM

Congrats!

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#3 BrokenMirror

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Posted 23 February 2017 - 01:46 AM

Congratulations!

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Posted 23 February 2017 - 05:52 AM

Congrats! My advice is sleep now. 


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Posted 23 February 2017 - 06:21 AM

Congratulations! We are expecting our first in 9 weeks too!

I am not going to try give advice except for one peice because I have noticed that as soon as people find out your are expecting the unsolicited advice doesn't stop.

I will say this though, go easy on your woman, bite your tongue through the mood swings, and do what you can to help out around the house. The first trimester is very tiring, and even though she may not look pregnant yet, her body is incredibly busy building a tiny human <3

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#6 Graeme! Yes, Graeme!

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Posted 23 February 2017 - 08:29 AM

Your sperm work!

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Posted 23 February 2017 - 11:04 AM

Congrats!  My plan is for my boy (just turned three) is for him to learn the drums.  That gives me another 13 years to actually learn to play the guitar properly and then bang when he turns sixteen I can use his talent to take me to stardom!



#8 sixgunsound

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Posted 23 February 2017 - 11:57 AM

lol good idea!


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#9 harrumphicus

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Posted 23 February 2017 - 01:40 PM

Your sperm work!

This was legitimately among the first things I thought. I worked on several radio antennae in the past that had not been properly shut down. Nice to know I only lost a few brain cells because of it.

 

Congratulations! We are expecting our first in 9 weeks too!

I am not going to try give advice except for one peice because I have noticed that as soon as people find out your are expecting the unsolicited advice doesn't stop.

I will say this though, go easy on your woman, bite your tongue through the mood swings, and do what you can to help out around the house. The first trimester is very tiring, and even though she may not look pregnant yet, her body is incredibly busy building a tiny human <3

I think I'm doing ok with the tongue-biting. We're at 10 weeks now and the swings are already starting to taper off, or I'm just getting better at dealing with them. Also, congrats yourself!

 

Congrats!  My plan is for my boy (just turned three) is for him to learn the drums.  That gives me another 13 years to actually learn to play the guitar properly and then bang when he turns sixteen I can use his talent to take me to stardom!

That does sound like a good plan, but we already bought a little "future bassist" onesie, plus we have like 6 basses laying around the house.


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#10 harrumphicus

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Posted 23 February 2017 - 02:18 PM

Congrats!

A mini-harrumph. It's guess that's a Hmph.

Just read your thread, congrats to you too!


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Posted 23 February 2017 - 09:33 PM

congrats bud ! Have no words of advice but I'm SO HAPPY FOR U GUYS !!!!!!
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#12 Nealio

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Posted 24 February 2017 - 02:08 AM

Congratulations Joel. As a father of 2 (16 and 12 year olds) I have learned that it's impossible to give advice because no 2 kids are the same. The words "chalk" and "cheese" come to mind when comparing my kids. But best of luck for the future.

 

One good point about her being pregnant is that she can drive you to and from the pub for the next 9 months. 



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Posted 24 February 2017 - 02:57 AM

Oh God the mood swings.
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Posted 24 February 2017 - 04:00 PM

Jesus Christ, you're all having kids. This is weird.

 

Congratulations, Joel. 


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Posted 24 February 2017 - 04:24 PM

GTU is growing up..

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Posted 25 February 2017 - 01:20 AM

That's so gay.
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Posted 25 February 2017 - 03:56 PM

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#18 Grandpa FrankyZ

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Posted 26 February 2017 - 01:44 AM

Congratulations, just don't let him grow up a.......................................................................................Bass Player  :laugh2:



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Posted 26 February 2017 - 01:31 PM

Holy fuck. Is every one of you bedding down these days? Bag that shit, christ. 

 

 

 

F'real though, congrats man. May your first child be a masculine child etc. Any name ideas yet for the little sociopath-to-be?



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Posted 27 February 2017 - 05:44 AM

i can't even name a bird. goodluck 


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