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#3386820 Wow.

Posted by squeezebox on 07 August 2011 - 06:22 PM

how is it clintons fault that nobody used the money or good credit wisely after he left?


thats not the point. the point is that the boom and subsequent bust share a common cause which is the responsibility of clinton. you should watch part 1 of adam curtis's documentary "all watched over by machines of loving grace"

I have seen other people make the point. But to blame one party or person for this mess is ludicrous. It is a shared joint effort over many decades. And the housing bubble has zero to do with the deficit. The government needs to be smaller which means a lot of sacrificing on all peoples part The rich,the poor, the military, government jobs. EVERYONE and screw the Bush tax cuts he hasnt been in office in awhile now.


Are you serious? The government does not need to be smaller, if anything it needs to be bigger. You've got the lowest taxes in the western world, and hilariously, now almost every country with a AAA credit rating has got universal healthcare. It's not government spending that caused the recession, it's the other way around. The recession grew from the banking crisis which was caused to a certain extent by the housing bubble, and the government had no choice but to boost spending to support the economy as tax receipts fell. That's why we have a deficit and every country is in the same boat. We should deal with this by sacrificing the poor, the military and government jobs? Fuck that. The rich caused this crisis and they can get us out of this mess. It wasn't the poor or public sector workers who caused this and they should NOT have to pay for it.


That's pretty much correct.


#3369328 English in 24 Different Accents

Posted by squeezebox on 30 April 2011 - 02:33 PM

He's pretty good. Not perfect, of course, but that would only bother you if you're a British faggot.




Also, it reminded me how annoying British accents are when they're not coming out of the mouth of a hot girl (which is a rarity on that island, but that's another topic entirely).


#3366345 HEY IT'S A DRUNK BITCH ON GTU

Posted by squeezebox on 24 April 2011 - 09:58 AM

Philosophy is for people with aspergers.


#3341408 P P P Post yer face

Posted by squeezebox on 13 February 2011 - 02:24 PM

I wonder how she feels to only have the second nicest rack in the photo.


#3341019 Cheating.

Posted by squeezebox on 12 February 2011 - 06:46 AM

Lmao at fighting your dad :laugh2:


#3341017 I'm thinking about becoming a Republican...

Posted by squeezebox on 12 February 2011 - 06:44 AM

In the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, an entire American city was destroyed and thousand of people were stranded on their rooftops. Thousands more came from all over with boats and worked all hours of the day to rescue people, provide shelter, and help out any way they can. Still, this did not prevent the loss of thousands of lives. My great aunt drowned in her attic.


In this chaos, a small minority of people caused trouble. A large minority of people, however, ignored everything said in th first paragraph and concentrated solely on the small minority of people mentioned in this paragraph.


Amidst all that death and destruction, some people only cared about whether or not Tyrone was leaving Best Buy with a new flat screen. Those people are small minded, entitled, and spoiled. They are also known as Republicans. Don't be one.


#3339432 P P P Post yer face

Posted by squeezebox on 05 February 2011 - 12:36 PM

This doesn't have much to do with the topic, but i feel like sharing. So im the type of guy that has a weird sense of humor, and i often do things that only i think are funny, but i do them anyway. Well lately I've really been making myself laugh off during sex. Like, in the middle of sex, I'll say in a husky voice "call me the lion king." i don't know why i think that's so funny, and it's certainly a mood killer, but goddamn it's funny every time.


#3339297 Has anyone on here ever pood their pants?

Posted by squeezebox on 04 February 2011 - 03:58 PM

I'm not talking about when you were a kid or anything, but like, as a legal adult.


A couple weekds ago, me, the gf, and another girl went out to dinner. It was one of those nouveu type places that serve s weird cuts of meat and different-ish foods. It was pretty good, and i had lots and lots of pig belly and this really thick risotto. Very good. I was also drinking a whole lot, before and during.


As i was driving us to the bar where we were going to go dance and hopefully get involved in a threesome later, wherein the gf promised to high five me afterwards. Things were going great until m y gf started complaining her stomach was upset. I couldn't find parking or anything, so i just dropped off the two girls at the place while i was to find a spot on my own. Immediately after dropping them off, i got that "oh shit" feeling my stomach. I felt like an angry gnome on the other side of my belly button was playing jump rope with my intestines. I hurried up and parked because there was a McDonalds close by. I swung open the car door, and immediately i knew i had maybe a minute to get to that McDonalds. The only thing separating me from salvation was the crosswalk. Luckily, the pedestrian. Light was on so i could go. The problem was that i wasnt going to make it by walking. So I bounded across, but as my first foot hit the ground, i realized this was a mistake. Whereas i had been penguin waddling to keep everything in, attempting to run is simply not conducive to doing what I was trying to do (or, more correctly, not doing what i was trying not to do).

I was not in control, folks. In the crowded intersection in the middle of Austin, tx, I crapper myself. It went down my legs and over my shoes. It was probably the most disgusting thing that has ever happened to me, and it happened in front of lots of cars and people. Goddamn that sucked.


Since the damage was already done and i had shit all in my boxer briefs and down both legs, there is no point in going to the bathroom now, so i just get back in the car and go hme, leaving the two girls at the bar. I throw my jeans and socks and shoes into the dumpster outside my apartment and go inside to take a scalding hot shower. All cleaned up and then some, i throw on some new clothes and go clean out my shitty car (heh). After that's done, I attempt to go back. But wait, where the fuck are my keys? And my wallet for that matter. The last place i had them were....in the other jeans. Fuck. They are in the dumpster. So after shitting myself earlier that night, now i find myself rummaging through the dumpster to find my crap jeans that contain my wallet and keys. Found them. Must shower again.


Te REALLY shitty part is that we never had that threesome. And no, i didn't tell them what happened.


#3339074 Cheating.

Posted by squeezebox on 03 February 2011 - 10:45 PM

I've never cheated and never will. I'm entirely too arrogant.

I have, however assisted people in their want to cheat, which doesn't do anything to allay my general arrogance.

EDIT: I've always imagined that sex would be really, really hot while cheating, however, cheating really isn't in my DNA. I'm kind of a weird mix between pervert, genuine, asshole, and nice.


#3339072 The lyrical genius of Rihanna

Posted by squeezebox on 03 February 2011 - 10:37 PM

If you don't think Rihanna is attractive there is about a 5000% chance you like the taste of semen in the morning.


#3335012 P P P Post yer face

Posted by squeezebox on 11 January 2011 - 09:31 PM

I think me and Caroline would make a great rdio show bc i know she thinks im weird but she nos i think she's almost as cute as embilly and shes weirded out by me but also agrees with the shit i have to say


This is quite true. We should get dxl in on the equation and we could all sit around and eat a variation of different cheeses and talk about books and things we do in the shower.


I like to straighten out my arms and stretch out my fingers in a way that the water runs down them and over my fingers, giving the impression that I'm some sort of superhero that can project streams of water through my fingers. What a great confidence booster in the morning.




Isn't it weird that im a lawyers? Like holy fuck did i just degrade this entire profession or what. Like seriously. Im a lawyer. For real. LMFAO


#3332428 AmaroramA

Posted by squeezebox on 03 January 2011 - 08:51 PM

Hey embilly im dying to know if this whole internet crush is for real or not hit me up with nudez at longjohnron69@hotmale.com


#3331730 guess what my penis is doing right now

Posted by squeezebox on 31 December 2010 - 07:09 AM

Flaccid and slightly sticking to your ball sack in the same pair of pajama pants you've worn for the past couple of weeks straight. It's also probably periodiocally being rubbed by your hand before you sniff your fingers because, after all, no one is looking.


#3331609 how do you like your coffee

Posted by squeezebox on 30 December 2010 - 11:27 AM

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#3331604 how do you like your coffee

Posted by squeezebox on 30 December 2010 - 11:11 AM

I enjoy my coffee in a whole bunch of different ways, and I look down with consternation upon those who don't. Either yall are being intentionally obstinate, or yall have never experienced the smooth, velvety flavor of a perfectly made au lait, the bright, nutty, clean flavor of a medium roasted latin american served black, the rich and perfect way a dark brewed ethiopian (black) goes with dessert after a great meal, an earhty, dark indonesian mixed with the buttery flavor of a spoonfull of heavy cream, or the much-needed injection on those neverending afternoons of work of a Vietnamese coffee super-saturated with caffeine and sweet sweet sweet condensed milk. I even enjoy the homey, comfortable taste of "substandard" diner coffee that's been sitting on the pot for a while during a late hangover breakfast to wash down my eggs, sausage, and toast.


I truly do like my coffee like I like my women: in all different shapes, sizes, and personalities:wub:





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