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Trailing slash

05 February 2012 - 02:59 AM

Rob,

I'm sure the slash at the top of page is a leftover from debugging, but it is rendered before page output, also breaking the JSON results from all asynchronous JavaScript calls. Rendering the forum pretty much broken... so er, remove it :P

one for the festive season

17 December 2011 - 09:40 AM

I hope you find it as joyful and uplifting as I do. Guitars well to the fore and in B. But not by means of a capo... there actually IS a bit of commodore tuneage in there to stick true to my guns. But I don't think you'll find it sounding like a game tune or anything.

"The gospel of the hoof preached at the altar of decay" <- linky

world music meets er.. outer space

21 October 2011 - 11:10 AM

Been a while guys and gals, but a song has been made! I could say I have picked up the tribal inspiration after going to brazil (the twanging sound is a berimbau after all) but nah its a coinkydink. :-D When played in a vile manner it lends itself to monster sounds. There is a lot of extreme low end and five basslines going on, but its more soundscapish than loud.

Enough crazy talk, its a bunch of sound complementing eachother creating a vibe and it's daft!

http://www.soundclou...m/igorski/urubu

Gordon Ramsays porn dwarf double

15 September 2011 - 06:57 AM

Gordon Ramsay’s Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger

U.K. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn star whose career was just beginning to catch fire. It was all because an observant production assistant on the set of Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your Arse We Go had noticed how much Foster looked like celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. But just as Foster was set to join the rarefied ranks of celebrity lookalike dwarf porn stars, tragedy struck: The body of the 3' 6" performer has been discovered in a badger's den, partially eaten.

According to Sunday Sport's follow-up account, Foster was found "deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales." They write that "expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow." (I have no idea what fingertip technology is, but I imagine it's akin to one of those claw cranes you find in arcades and drugstores.)

Officials have not yet ruled out suicide, and adult film producer Dexter Yamunkeh's comments — in which he intimates that Foster may have cracked under the pressures of being the world's leading Gordon Ramsay-lookalike-sex-dwarf — certainly don't invalidate the possibility:

"Percy was a little guy with big problems. He was doing well but he was under pressure, 24/7, like everyone in this goddamned business."

It's more than a little curious that the internet, aka God's porn dumping grounds, contains not a single reference to either Percy or Dexter prior to these two news items. But that's just the cynic in me talking. So tonight, we pour out a little (and I do mean little) gin in memory of poor Percy. We may never get to see his work in Midget MasterChef: Assbasters 7, but his memory will live on all the same. [Sunday Sport via Anorak]


Linky


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