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#3501818 trump n grabbing genitalia

Posted by w00dy on 27 October 2016 - 11:40 PM

i like the simpsons episode where donald trumps hair piece trys to kill homer

#3501783 Black Mirror

Posted by w00dy on 27 October 2016 - 11:37 AM

too dark for netflix.... black mirror happy endings? i still enjoyed it though.


i think the hacked computers was the best/darkest/most enjoyable even if it was essentially a roald dahl story in disguise

#3501288 This place is still here, and I somehow remembered my password...

Posted by w00dy on 20 October 2016 - 04:04 AM

I like you already

#3501284 What's made your day today?

Posted by w00dy on 20 October 2016 - 02:53 AM

Right I'm feeling proper shit, god hates me, the world is a corrupt bag of shit, I'll never be loved again, I'm going to become a tramp, heaven is a Father Christmas. Everything is lies etc, etc, etc. Then I open up my iPad and I've one notification that our derfler has favourited an illustration of johnny cash I did. Thanks derfster, you're the man, man. I also may have to take back not being gods friend, the swirling abyss of self loathing, and life path of negativity I am wishing upon myself. And just shape the fuck up and sort my act out. Yeah thanks for that derfler, now it's all my own fault again ;)

Ps heaven is still a Father Christmas (technically) and yet it's not.....

Swap grandfather for after life and you travelling through time as your 'essence' being created again (but now it's post having been run through the meat grinder of life)
https://m.youtube.co...h?v=XayNKY944lY<-grandfather paradox 'solved' video in link I could have posted before, not sure.

Pps I didn't know I was going there when I started wanting to say how much I value you guy/galls friendships. Love

#3501148 "Random Picture" Thread

Posted by w00dy on 18 October 2016 - 01:11 AM

Yknow I bet that's where bin liddin' got the idea. AI was behind all of it. Terminatorfuckery
Yknow rather than the culminating evil that grows fat feeding on the darkness in man's heart

#3501039 The Media page

Posted by w00dy on 16 October 2016 - 09:20 AM

our kid share this on Facebook, its good though

#3501033 Strange two tone ringing sound from new strings?

Posted by w00dy on 16 October 2016 - 07:56 AM

just smash out a skill-less series of annoying fast twangy noises over bassier atonal droning noises. if you can make them randomly polyrhythmical and polytonal. it may mean you've come full circle and started to ascended to a higher plane of guitarfuckery, gus. from this day forward thou shalt be known as guitarfucker gus

#3500578 What's made your day today?

Posted by w00dy on 06 October 2016 - 06:28 AM

hydraulic coin stamper at the royal mint, so he can make lots of money

#3500219 What's made your day today?

Posted by w00dy on 29 September 2016 - 11:53 AM

tonight i rowed 6000m in 24:24 that puts me at 132 in the world rankings for my age and weight group, y'know on their website so I'm not magic or nothing. but it'll fucking do me coz i know i can go faster. i save myself for the 4miles i run on the crossfit thing after rowing. and I've done a new tattoo on my arm and i really love the smell of the tat ointment after care shit (i know after care is proper wimp and shit but, fuck you, don't make me feel like a weakling coz i have gentle baby skin)

#3500126 DT

Posted by w00dy on 27 September 2016 - 08:10 AM

I keep seeing this thread pop up and coz I've not read nor posted in it I forget what it's about. Every time I open it I am hoping it's about some kind of new weird kind of pornography DTing the missus Latino stylee

#3499784 What's made your day today?

Posted by w00dy on 20 September 2016 - 04:14 PM

I had the nicest lady on my bus. As In a nice person. The kind that make you happy you too are peoples. So I told her she was the nicest person I'd had on my bus today as she got off. I'm gonna let her ride for free if I ever see her again

#3499688 What's bummed you out today?

Posted by w00dy on 18 September 2016 - 04:54 AM

remember them old handheld scanners before flatbeds were affordable, that you used to have to roll down a page at a steady pace? and how they were really shit and and you had to the edit nearly all the text the ocr had just read to make it make sense


well thats what i now think neal does for a job.


scanning packets of burgers, looking for the word horse

#3499687 The Media page

Posted by w00dy on 18 September 2016 - 04:36 AM

this is the working of the littlest hobo theme that played out during the trailer park boys, season ten, finale. So I know some of you will have deffo heard it


its lovely and depressing 

#3499627 What's bummed you out today?

Posted by w00dy on 15 September 2016 - 12:33 PM



And if I may add one post-script: I'm very happy knowing that my overpriced booze, cigarettes, and marijuana helped to fund the gender reassignment of a child in my province. You go, girl. 

Well I guess its responsible that it will also fund her psychiatric needs when she collapses under the weight of an ill managed decision when she's 25. 



If and when I will be happy to fund that too. There's a bit in both the Tanakh and the Gospels of Jesus that state man ought to "do unto others" as he would have done unto himself. While I am an evangelical atheist, there's bits of great advice in most fairy tales (speaking of Oz). 



also confucius said, when summing up his teachings (500 years before jesus) "do not inflict upon others, that which you would not have inflicted upon yourself" 

#3499458 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 11 September 2016 - 09:07 AM

Spacious I just think your voice here, resonates so clearly it felt much longer than two weeks....

Two weeks, two weeks.... Two weeks? Hey are you that robot head that malfunctions in total recall?

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