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#3498522 I am perplexed as to what I should have done...

Posted by w00dy on 08 August 2016 - 02:10 PM

Yeah to a degree but if a bloke wants to wear a dress or a girl wants to wear a football strip I personally couldn't give a fuck. Have away at it. If a girl wants to wear a veil or cover her head for cosmetic fashion, I'm fine with that. If her peer group say she has to or shame. Fuck that shit. No?

#3498470 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 05 August 2016 - 03:42 AM

bojack horseman is sublime, also i wanted to make some music today but i got bojacked instead and now I'm going to be late for work

#3498441 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 03 August 2016 - 03:28 AM

sorry to double back to that imposter syndrome theory, I'm not sorry really - its just I'm english and we like to apologise, but the fact we look up to our parents and see people who know what they are doing (if we are lucky) explains so much. like the way ancient greek people used to think that their ancient people used to know more than they did, and how every generation thinks the generation that follows them are fucking imbeciles - obviously their parents were flawless, whilst they are just hanging on in there by winging it, but their children are making massively obvious fuck ups that they can see coming from a mile away, so their kids must be stupid. this aspect of the imposter syndrome is blowing my mind

#3498434 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 02 August 2016 - 03:29 AM

There's probably too much of a premium placed on Being "good" at things. Seems like you can trump your way through life and still come out as POTUS. Might as well just focus on doing and leave the quality control to critics people ignore anyway.




also sorry about your mum's op

#3498414 NP

Posted by w00dy on 31 July 2016 - 02:03 PM

i read a click bait article about matt damon. I've had "scotty doesn't know" ear worming around in my head for two hours

#3498412 "Random Picture" Thread

Posted by w00dy on 30 July 2016 - 04:33 AM

I don't like trump, so I did a satire(?)
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#3498411 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 29 July 2016 - 04:29 PM

whats wrong with me I've just almost confessed,to my real world friends, that i suffer from hallucinations, a nd now I've jus told some one off on favebook for being mean to monkeys. its not funny that they are carrying a fuciing stretcher that collapses. its not even fucking funny if they weren't chained to the stretcher and had no choice in the training they received. i6ts a twats trick you fucking fuckers stop it

#3498383 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 27 July 2016 - 01:20 PM

I think Rhythm is worse. No vowels.


thats the method neal used, coz he's catholic(guess?)

#3498312 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 23 July 2016 - 04:32 AM

ha! it was all about pitt and clooney for me. prolly my fav actors... but pitts not been in out good in a while... imdbstop... actually he's been in loads of really good films, the big short was fucking amazing, he's just been quietly acting for reals, instead of making brad pitt films. world war zed was shit... maybe he knows it and wants to put out some quality as well as the big movies that pay everyone in the industry's wages. i.e. world war zed too, written, co-starring and directed by bobcat goldthwaite. its a zombie buddy movie/ zomromcom 

#3498304 BLM

Posted by w00dy on 22 July 2016 - 03:53 PM

googled it 


egg plant

word to describe a black person. Egg plant is also known as an aubergine, they are black, hense egg plant being a black person.
but they're purple aren't they?

#3498231 BLM

Posted by w00dy on 19 July 2016 - 01:12 PM

potato farmers


trust me sixy, thats too far. 

#3498127 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 15 July 2016 - 02:07 PM

Ram a coffee filter down the back of your pet ocelot's throat then stuff it's mouth full of beans and stick your finger up its bum hole.

#3498028 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 12 July 2016 - 04:26 PM


i love you guys but you're all feely and shit. 



Seriously, we seem to be off the routine. This is how (modern) GTU works:  Major (or someone else) posts an interesting thing/thought, and the rest of us (read: I) ignore it and make dick jokes and that sorta shit. And then woody comes in at the end and shows us the horrifying depths of inhumanity. 



high 5ing cthulhu, but he keeps tickling my testicals with his tentacles. ohw dear he's just slipped one up me bottom hole. i wonder whats he's gonna do with the other two? wank off someones mother no doubt

#3497998 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 11 July 2016 - 03:47 PM


I've never got on board this Reddit thing. I suppose I just never really understood how it worked. I always assumed it was like a gigantic forum that covers every topic imaginable. But it seems much more than that.


Also, welcome back Christian.

No it's basically that but each subreddit (subforum) gets heavily polarized since the morons who made reddit thought it would be a good idea to crowdsource basic moderating. You can upvote and downvote stuff. The idea is to upvote posts and comments that are good and downvote spam and stuff like that. Anyone with half a working brain would realize how things actually work. People upvote what they agree with and downvote what they disagree with. So if you have an opinion that goes against the general hive mind of the subreddit, your posts will be downvoted and therefore hidden. It's a seriously stupid system that they should change but wont because the people behind the site and seriously incompetent.





down vote

#3497962 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 10 July 2016 - 02:02 PM

I may sound like a sycophant, but your disassembly of your mates post was fucking awesome, major. I didn't want to like it on fb, because it was personal to him like. But shit mate you can't halve articulate

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