Home is where the mortgage is.
History repeats Pawn Stars like all the fucking time.
Hindsight is always correctable to twenty-twenty
From the sublime to the ridiculous is only the first step towards a new reality show.
Give a man a fish and you will be thought of as weird.
Faith will blow up mountains.
Eat, drink and be merry, for tomorrow is Monday.
Early to bed and early to rise makes a man Tivo Letterman.
Don't teach your grandma to tweerk
Dead men only tell tales to forensic scientists
Cheats sometimes prosper.
Big fish eat pollution
Better to turn on a light than use your phone as a flashlight.
A thing of beauty is a joy until the next one comes out
A poor workman always blames his wifi connection
A blog for everything and everyone with a blog
A person is known by the people he Friends on Facebook.
$100 saved is $100 earned
Nothing defines a culture as distinctly as its reality shows
A journey of a thousand miles starts with Google maps
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