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#3507458 Evie

Posted by BrokenMirror on 23 February 2017 - 01:48 AM in Discussion

Congrats!



#3507457 Since we're all getting old anyway, I figured I'd let you guys know f...

Posted by BrokenMirror on 23 February 2017 - 01:46 AM in Discussion

Congratulations!



#3507073 Woogierama

Posted by BrokenMirror on 05 February 2017 - 02:21 AM in Discussion

Jehovahs Witnesses have a right to spread the word of their God, but not to do so in my living room. If the students don't want him speaking there, he should go speak where he's wanted instead. Maybe in a cupboard somewhere.



#3507005 Everything President Trump

Posted by BrokenMirror on 02 February 2017 - 02:33 AM in Discussion

Dude's crazy.



#3506979 Everything President Trump

Posted by BrokenMirror on 01 February 2017 - 02:20 AM in Discussion

I have no words. I had hoped my next overseas holiday would be the states again, but there's no way in hell.



#3506978 Woogierama

Posted by BrokenMirror on 01 February 2017 - 02:15 AM in Discussion

Is there any way to avoid buying valentine's flowers at the last minute but still have them be fresh and professionally wrapped when you gift them?


Yup. Make bacon roses instead.



#3506591 Everything President Trump

Posted by BrokenMirror on 22 January 2017 - 09:59 PM in Discussion



LIES: Facts that are accurate but do not glorify President Trump.
ALTERNATIVE FACTS: Facts that are inaccurate but glorify President Trump.

Welcome to the lexicon of the post-truth era.



#3506589 Feminists

Posted by BrokenMirror on 22 January 2017 - 09:46 PM in Discussion

I think you may be confusing what a feminist is. Feminism isn't some secret, abnormal club we get cards for. We are just normal people who believe that women should determine our own lives and bodies. You'll have met thousands of us in your life, we just don't walk around with sticky labels on our foreheads saying "I'm a feminist!" In other words, all normal, rational people are feminists. If you don't believe your girlfriend should be paid less than her colleagues, forced to squeeze out a kid or made to share her body against her wishes, then you are a feminist too.

Sorry you ran into a toxic bitch, but the fact that she's labelled herself a feminist has nothing to do with it. Asserting so is as ridiculous as if I said all men were douchebags because several men I've come across have yelled out that they would like me to display my breasts.



#3506587 Feminists

Posted by BrokenMirror on 22 January 2017 - 09:22 PM in Discussion

I don't think I'm a psychoanalysing, cunty misandrist.



#3506428 Woogierama

Posted by BrokenMirror on 20 January 2017 - 03:45 PM in Discussion

I checked and there was no candy or boobs. It's a trap!



#3506383 Gross things you've put in your mouth.

Posted by BrokenMirror on 19 January 2017 - 09:31 PM in Discussion

Coriander. There's nothing worse than taking a big forkful of something and then realising the green bits aren't parsley... it tastes like vomit.

Oh yeah coconut water is nasty.

I guess soap is pretty gross. Not sure if I did that voluntarily or not. Probably.

Goats cheese makes me want to throw up. Smoked haddock too.


When I was a boy, if I said curse words around my mom, depending on what mood she was in, there were times she washed my mouth out with soap. I hated that shit.

I will say, I really learned my fucking lesson, dammit.

My mum tried that once. I threw up everywhere and she had to clean it up. She never did it again.



#3506382 Merry hip hip

Posted by BrokenMirror on 19 January 2017 - 09:26 PM in Discussion

Happy thingy.



#3506218 The Saddest Topic Ever...

Posted by BrokenMirror on 13 January 2017 - 09:53 PM in Discussion

Happy birthday Herr!



#3506134 Bought a Car

Posted by BrokenMirror on 11 January 2017 - 10:02 PM in Discussion

Congratulations on being able to travel to destinations of your choosing.



#3506113 Songs that make you dance naked and take pictures of yourself doing bad things.

Posted by BrokenMirror on 11 January 2017 - 04:20 AM in Discussion

I want to do some sort of dance-like strut when I listen to Pet Sounds. The track, not the album.


I immediately imagined that sound a cat makes right before it pukes up a hairball.



#3506099 Woogierama

Posted by BrokenMirror on 10 January 2017 - 09:36 AM in Discussion

What are you supposed to do when a girl is waaay out of your league and prettier than you but inexplicably likes you anyway? I know girls don't like insecurity but how do you maintain confidence when she's clearly too good for you? I'm not exactly fat, but right now I feel like one of those sitcoms where they pair the supermodel lady with the fat, grumpy, lazy drunk.. Gotta figure out a way to keep my cool.

My first thought was that she had some ulterior motive that I don't understand.. but I decided it's not fair to suspect her of that without reason.


Don't let that thought get in between you. Leagues exist as a probability construct, likely based on exposure to similar social circles. In reality the notion means nothing except as an to keep a bunch of people from giving another bunch of people a chance because they assume they won't be good enough for them.

If you like her, squash that thought and get to know her with an open heart. It's not her fault you've classified her this way.



#3506038 Woogierama

Posted by BrokenMirror on 09 January 2017 - 05:37 AM in Discussion

2018? A whole year away sounds like more of a time commitment than I'm comfortable contemplating. 2018 can wait its turn to be fucked. I'll probably die in a plane crash or something before then.



#3506037 Happy birthday Neal!

Posted by BrokenMirror on 09 January 2017 - 05:31 AM in Discussion

Well, we are all kind of like family that we never actually see.



#3506020 Songs that make you dance naked and take pictures of yourself doing bad things.

Posted by BrokenMirror on 08 January 2017 - 04:35 PM in Discussion

I'm too lazy.



#3506015 Songs that make you dance naked and take pictures of yourself doing bad things.

Posted by BrokenMirror on 08 January 2017 - 03:23 PM in Discussion

I never do that anymore.



#3506014 Happy birthday Neal!

Posted by BrokenMirror on 08 January 2017 - 03:23 PM in Discussion

Much merriment and all that jazz.



#3506003 Next year I want...... fuck resolutions. This is a wish list of personal poss...

Posted by BrokenMirror on 07 January 2017 - 05:32 PM in Discussion

I vape without feeling any pedophilic urges.



#3505983 Next year I want...... fuck resolutions. This is a wish list of personal poss...

Posted by BrokenMirror on 07 January 2017 - 02:40 PM in Discussion

Everyone should just vape instead. Vaping's awesome.



#3505907 Woogierama

Posted by BrokenMirror on 05 January 2017 - 07:07 AM in Discussion

Man, it's quite here today.

The fucked up GTU server isn't helping.

On a positive note, it's preventing the spambots from getting online.

It's preventing all of us from getting online.



#3505901 Woogierama

Posted by BrokenMirror on 05 January 2017 - 01:08 AM in Discussion

I am drunk and morose.





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