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Started by Lula1100, Apr 14 2006 06:08 AM

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#2821 Captain_Trips

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 02:14 PM

QUOTE (muchoguitaro @ May 11 2007, 06:10 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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it is - i ain't having no male cat walking around my gaff swinging his balls about! sleep.gif

you think thats bad . . . have you ever seen a cat in heat? it aint pleasant . . . not at all. rip those ovaries right out pronto!


already done - it is a rescue cat, so it comes with all its giblets taken out.

good. cause if you think cat scrotum is bad, nothing is worse than listening to your cat howl and I mean HOWL non stop all day for weeks at time running around the house with its ass up in the air. Why cant human females do that? anyhow Im gettin the lil bugger fixed next week this time, then she can go outside. and just fyi I named my cat Moon Unit.
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#2822 BrokenMirror

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 02:16 PM

Why would you WANT human females to do that?

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#2823 Captain_Trips

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 02:23 PM

shits and giggles I suppose
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#2824 cestqui

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 03:07 PM

Man, even that got me hot. I got a problem.

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#2825 Captain_Trips

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 03:11 PM

Im very good at titilating the lunatic fringe of society.
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#2826 cestqui

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 03:20 PM

Kind of a dangerous talent, isn't it? You never know when you might wake up brutally raped and dismembered.
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#2827 gusdotcom

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 03:22 PM

El Burton has over 1000 posts in this thread.
Damn he really don't have a life.

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#2828 cestqui

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 03:24 PM

Of course he has a life. It just happens to be GTU.
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#2829 Captain_Trips

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 03:38 PM

QUOTE (gummyworms_tbr @ May 11 2007, 07:20 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Kind of a dangerous talent, isn't it? You never know when you might wake up brutally raped and dismembered.

my fear is the exact opposite . . . waking up to a brutally raped and dismembered tranny
Everybody's bragging and drinking that wine
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#2830 cestqui

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 03:40 PM

Breakfast in bed!
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#2831 Orchestrazia Ardwick

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 04:22 PM

QUOTE (gusdotcom @ May 12 2007, 12:22 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
El Burton has over 1000 posts in this thread.
Damn he really don't have a life.

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This coming from Mr. Exciting.

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#2832 Evil Midnight Bomber

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Posted 11 May 2007 - 04:24 PM

What the hell is this? where did it come from? who created a second spamorama
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