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#21 Inigo Montoya

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 07:11 AM

Aw. You think I care. How cute blush.gif Stock whining and go suck a big fat ######in ######

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#22 Nealio

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 07:55 AM

Now, now. There's no need for that. I never said that I disliked you. I said that you were disliked by a lot of others. Personally I have no opinion of you either way.

Anyway, yeah, do a more popular song.

#23 Evil Midnight Bomber

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 08:20 AM

QUOTE (nealmac @ Jan 18 2009, 06:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Inigo Montoya @ Jan 18 2009, 08:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll give you a hint. Both are from the same song and the song is by Davinci's Notebook.

For a guy that people have a strong dislike for, you're not really doing much to redeem yourself, are you?


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#24 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 08:21 AM

QUOTE (Inigo Montoya @ Jan 18 2009, 02:17 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
I'll give you a hint. Both are from the same song and the song is by Davinci's Notebook.

oh shit i love that song.

INTERNET PORN.

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#25 jenniferdurst

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 08:53 AM

biggrin.gif Seriously, I can't believe more of you don't listen to Bob and Tom...or at least the random things people link you on the internet.

girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep! internet pooooooorn


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#26 Captain_Trips

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 08:56 AM

Bob and Tom is teh lame.
Everybody's bragging and drinking that wine
I can tell the Queen of Diamonds by the way she shine
Come to Daddy on an inside straight
I got no chance of losing this time
No, I got no chance of losing this time

#27 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 08:58 AM

QUOTE (jenniferdurst @ Jan 18 2009, 10:53 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
biggrin.gif Seriously, I can't believe more of you don't listen to Bob and Tom...or at least the random things people link you on the internet.

girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep! internet pooooooorn


i've been listening to them for 10 years.

frank zappa confused me and the girl giving an interview is not needed.


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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:38 PM

dudes. its definitely "torn". trust me.
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#29 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 12:44 PM

QUOTE (pegasus4704 @ Jan 18 2009, 02:38 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
dudes. its definitely "torn". trust me.

Davinci's Notebook doesn't have a song called Torn huh.gif

Back in the not too distant past
When I would need a quick repast
Or a temporary break from my agenda


Up to the bedroom I would head
Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed
And sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudenda


My alternatives were slim
If I tried to find another source for sin
I'd have to hang out with the losers in the backroom of my local video store


But last month I finally made the call
I got a brand new cable modem installed
And it opened up the floodgates of a whole new universe of INTERNET PORN


Internet porn: Roman orgy scenes
Internet porn: Dominatrix queens
Internet porn: Girl on girl on girl on girl on girl on guy on sheep


Internet porn: Gross anatomy
Internet porn: Pam and Tommy Lee
Internet porn: When you're given so much to choose from who has time to sleep?


Honestly honey, I dunno how the link got on there!


After my girlfriend goes to sleep
And I get out of bed and down the hall I creep
So I can hunker down and wallow in depravity until 3 or 4


You'll always find me in that same tableau
Silloueted by my monitor's warm glow
And absorbing all the bounty from the cornocopia of INTERNET PORN


Internet porn: Barely legal teens
Internet porn: Naughty figurines
Internet porn: Geriatric German grandmas spanking Spanish men


Internet porn: Erotic Asian art
Internet porn: Guys with extra parts
Internet porn: I don't think I'm ever going to see the sun again!


Internet porn: Male-in-love.com
Internet porn: There's my neighbor's mom
Internet porn: Bikers wearing diapers chasing nurses dressed like smurfs


Internet porn: Massage le crevage
Internet porn: Oh de' toi menage
Internet porn: Every kind of smut from every corner of the earth!

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Posted 18 January 2009 - 04:13 PM

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Pull out the Playboy from 'neath the bed
And sneak a peak at all the portraits of pudenda


laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif laugh.gif

That song is GENIUS !
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Posted 19 January 2009 - 03:45 AM

QUOTE (woggie @ Jan 18 2009, 06:32 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (BrokenMirror @ Jan 18 2009, 12:25 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
"German grannies smack my ass, do-dah, do-dah..."

the line of grannies is five miles long oh the doo dah day
going to be spanking all night
going to be spanking all day
until my ass is elmo red oh the doo dah day

you've just earned a place in my sig laugh.gif laugh.gif
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Woggie - For coming up with lyrics that made me laugh.
Me - "Sod That For A Lark!"

The List of things i don't get:

The shit. I'm ready. - Gummy

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#32 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 19 January 2009 - 08:03 AM

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#33 nivag2k1

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Posted 20 January 2009 - 04:29 AM

you should feel privalaged.
The List!
Woggie - For coming up with lyrics that made me laugh.
Me - "Sod That For A Lark!"

The List of things i don't get:

The shit. I'm ready. - Gummy

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