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#21 BrokenMirror

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 02:04 AM

QUOTE (TheDerf @ Mar 24 2009, 10:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Does anyone need a laughing or crying buddy? I'm down for either.


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#22 Derf!

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 03:05 AM

QUOTE (BrokenMirror @ Mar 24 2009, 06:04 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (TheDerf @ Mar 24 2009, 10:43 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Does anyone need a laughing or crying buddy? I'm down for either.


I do! But you'll need to be au fait with the art of the Ugly Cry.

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 06:05 AM

Oh man, purposefully culturally ignorant humor goes awry?! No way! This is never happened before in the entire history of comedy! I'm sorry Canada that we're so retarded, please don't take offense. After all, we are dumb as hell so why would we know any better?
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 03:52 PM

You can say that they're not being serious, but then you'd have to deal with the problem of it being SUPREMELY UNFUNNY. The thought that those morans could be paid good money for that shít blows my mind. But I guess that's what you'd expect from Faux News.

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#25 masterofpuppets56

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 04:10 PM

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Either way, these ######ing idiots make me look like a genius. And if anyone thinks I am ignorant and know nothing about other nations, I can safely tell you there are at least a few really ######ing stupid American's.




This asshat has pissed off a lot of people here too, especially the media. But then again, what do you expect from the douchebags at Fox, Family Guy did justice in making fun of them for being dicks, cause it's clear they are.

Please learn grammar before discussing others' ignorance.

Is that it? Is that the best, most scathingly witty retort you can come up with? I mean, come on, grammar? Really?

Besides, I'd have thought "Please learn TO USE grammar before discussing others' ignorance" sounds better.

I don't feel like I was obligated to put him in his place with a scathingly witty retort. The content of his post doesn't really interest me all that much. I just find it annoying when people rant about ignorance but don't know how to express themselves intelligently.

You're right, it may have sounded better your way. I'll keep that in mind next time I'm scoffing at someone's grammar.


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Posted 24 March 2009 - 05:40 PM

They're fucking comedians, smash. Fucking comedians.

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 05:41 PM

Who's fucking comedians?
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Posted 24 March 2009 - 05:42 PM

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Who's fucking comedians?

I skull fucked George Carlin.

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 06:28 PM

I like Drew Barrymore smile.gif

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 06:34 PM

i've masturbated to the thought of her....




....when she was in ET

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 07:59 PM

woggie you masturbated to the thought of what that glowy finger could do, not drew barrymore tongue.gif

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#32 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 08:02 PM

i have an ET finger butt plug but i still think of baby drew wub.gif

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 08:22 PM

QUOTE (woggie @ Mar 24 2009, 11:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i have an ET finger butt plug but i still think of baby drew wub.gif

laugh.gif somehow I believe that...i can't find the finger vibrators i want..they lay flat on the finger, not like a little dildo attachment...and have different textured overlays, i had a set a few years ago so they do exist dry.gif

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 08:26 PM

Holy ###### at that guys ears. They're huge.

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 08:28 PM

QUOTE (imme @ Mar 24 2009, 11:22 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (woggie @ Mar 24 2009, 11:02 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i have an ET finger butt plug but i still think of baby drew wub.gif

laugh.gif somehow I believe that...i can't find the finger vibrators i want..they lay flat on the finger, not like a little dildo attachment...and have different textured overlays, i had a set a few years ago so they do exist dry.gif

what your old lady accidently sell them at a garage sale?

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 08:34 PM

If any of those guys got deported from Canada I don't really blame them for what they're saying because quite simply put your border control people's are a bunch of suck bags. And you really don't have to do much to get deported from Canada. Don't get me wrong your country is great and all, just getting there is unecessarily difficult.

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#37 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 08:37 PM

QUOTE (babiesforsale @ Mar 24 2009, 11:34 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
If any of those guys got deported from Canada I don't really blame them for what they're saying because quite simply put your border control people's are a bunch of suck bags. And you really don't have to do much to get deported from Canada. Don't get me wrong your country is great and all, just getting there is unecessarily difficult.

whut? i'm pretty sure those fools are americans.

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 08:39 PM

Yeah I know, I was just saying by the slim chance that they ever got deported from Canada they have a right to say what they're saying. Cause you can get tossed out for pretty dumb reasons.

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#39 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 08:48 PM

whut? i'm too sober for this.

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Posted 24 March 2009 - 08:52 PM

Drink until it makes sense.

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