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#1 Evil Midnight Bomber

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    what bombs at Midnight.

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 10:08 PM

Life is: a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet
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A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 10:23 PM

A bit sad and weird?

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Posted 05 June 2009 - 11:29 PM

Life makes absurd claims... like he invented the question mark!

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 02:48 AM


Very short.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 06:14 AM

Is quoting Austin Powers still en vogue?

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 06:21 AM

Was it ever
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#7 dxl

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 06:49 AM

QUOTE (Major_Major_ @ Jun 6 2009, 06:08 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Life is:


a confused symphony

usually a disorienting, senseless clusterfuck of noise, with occasional but fleeting moments of coherent, beautiful melody

kind of like those billions of monkey's at typewriters and 'ol Billy Shakes

#8 Evil Midnight Bomber

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:25 AM

Life is that thing you do while you're waiting for it to happen.
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A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

#9 dxl

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:26 AM

Life is a flashlight whose batteries are in low power, so it only works when you club it against the countertop or rattle it like a baby that wont stop crying.

#10 Evil Midnight Bomber

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:28 AM

Life is that feeling in your stomach you get when you're hungry but there's nothing to eat
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A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:35 AM

life is like a box of chocolate, cheap and some parts are nasty.

Follow @McWoggie to the gates of Hell. We're gonna ding-dong ditch them!


#12 dxl

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:40 AM

Life is an internet porn addiction, which prevents you from enjoying real sex because youre libido is completely affixed to digital mediums. Then you invariably cry on the drive back home, and get more upset when you find out that one of your roommates ate the remainder of your Shrimp Lo Mein.

You go upstairs and watch eps. 1-3 of Neon Genesis Evangelion.

This is, surprisingly, one of the least sad Friday nights you can recall in some time.

#13 gravity

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:49 AM

Life is wonderful
BOOM

#14 Evil Midnight Bomber

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:49 AM

Thats a bit of a showstopper right there.



Life is a habit that has no purpose
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A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

#15 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:50 AM

QUOTE (gravity @ Jun 6 2009, 10:49 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
Life is wonderful

when this happen for you?

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:52 AM

When I made it so
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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:53 AM

wonderful

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:55 AM

indeed
BOOM

#19 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 07:57 AM

as long as you come around here once in while drunk and in a pissy mood then i'll be content.

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Posted 06 June 2009 - 08:01 AM

Life is a closet full of water bottles, milk jugs, mason jars, and various other containers, filled up with piss.

There isn't really an explanation for this metaphor, it just is.



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