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#141 Blugh Grant

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 10:18 AM

QUOTE (Major_Major_ @ Jun 11 2009, 02:57 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
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there seems to be an objective reality that a determined individual can penetrate if he is willing to challenge the confining chimeras of markets and machines

It was written that I should be loyal to the nightmare of my choice

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#142 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 06:23 PM

QUOTE (Major_Major_ @ Jun 10 2009, 05:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
one should never dance when one is happy.... the movements are always a bit too frantic.

the fact is that most white people can't dance well. and sometimes when us white folk are really happy we feel like attempting such movements. it's kinda like feeling invincible while drunk.

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#143 BuckinghamFan

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 06:26 PM

QUOTE (woggie @ Jun 12 2009, 02:23 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (Major_Major_ @ Jun 10 2009, 05:41 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
one should never dance when one is happy.... the movements are always a bit too frantic.

the fact is that most white people can't dance well. and sometimes when us white folk are really happy we feel like attempting such movements. it's kinda like feeling invincible while drunk.


It's a sad state of affairs. If you're ever in Winter Park, Florida...there's all kinds of laughter to be had at 35+ year olds dancing after having too many drinks.

#144 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 06:29 PM

i don't have to go that far to see such thing.

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#145 BuckinghamFan

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 06:35 PM

something about the alcohol makes em think they can move


#146 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 06:40 PM

QUOTE (buckinghamfan @ Jun 11 2009, 09:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
something about the alcohol makes em think they can move

em is a weird girl for sure

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#147 BuckinghamFan

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 06:41 PM

QUOTE (woggie @ Jun 12 2009, 02:40 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
QUOTE (buckinghamfan @ Jun 11 2009, 09:35 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
something about the alcohol makes em think they can move

em is a weird girl for sure


all women are

#148 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 06:44 PM

i'm so happy i have a penis. it may not be big but at least i aint no woman.

my penis is fun to play with and will always be my favorite toy.

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#149 BuckinghamFan

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 06:48 PM

QUOTE (woggie @ Jun 12 2009, 02:44 AM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i'm so happy i have a penis. it may not be big but at least i aint no woman.

my penis is fun to play with and will always be my favorite toy.


I would NOT want to be a woman either. Well, maybe for 10 minutes just to feel the breasteseses

Edited by buckinghamfan, 11 June 2009 - 06:48 PM.


#150 masterofpuppets56

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 08:14 PM

QUOTE (woggie @ Jun 11 2009, 07:44 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
i'm so happy i have a penis. it may not be big but at least i aint no woman.

my penis is fun to play with and will always be my favorite toy.

Too bad it'll never be anyone else's, eh? wink.gif


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#151 Evil Midnight Bomber

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 08:17 PM

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A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."

#152 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 11 June 2009 - 08:20 PM

once i get some steady paper coming in the ###### will follow.

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