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#1 wooooogiecrisp

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 08:27 AM

"Looking for a full time or part time job with benifits? The US Army and US Army Reserve are hiring! Tuition Assistance for college, 100% medical and dental insurance, full time pay starting around $1500.00 a month, travel, 30 days paid vacation time."

ive always wanted to travel somewhere violent

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#2 harrumphicus

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 08:45 AM

Granted the Army is quite different, I've been to quite a few places where they "hate Americans" and didn't feel the least bit prejudiced against. Folks are actually quite nice in the Middle East, as long as you can understand eachother somewhat. They're always in a hurry, though..

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 09:10 AM

$1500 is really not a lot of money, especially to get shot at =/
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Posted 22 June 2012 - 09:20 AM

$1500 is really not a lot of money, especially to get shot at =/


Well, they also pay for your lodging, food, most of your outfits.. plus its not like you'll be paying gas or insurance on a car.. so really the cash just accumulates in your pocket the whole time, then if you survive you got a nice fat bank account waiting for you.

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 09:32 AM

Bob's statement is TOTALLY accurate.

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 09:34 AM

i dont fancy all that bullet/ied/bumrape dodging
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Posted 22 June 2012 - 09:39 AM

Bob's statement is TOTALLY accurate.


Does that mean it's not?

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:04 AM

$1500 is really not a lot of money, especially to get shot at =/


Well, they also pay for your lodging, food, most of your outfits.. plus its not like you'll be paying gas or insurance on a car..


Sounds a lot like prison.
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Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:09 AM

Minus rape plus money

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:13 AM

welll....plus money at least
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Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:16 AM

welll....plus money at least


maybe in your dumb army

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:25 AM

I have an army? Why did no one tell me?

The world, men!
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Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:26 AM

You know, if I could be some sort of General or High-Priest in your army, I would join.

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:32 AM

Bob's statement is TOTALLY accurate.


Does that mean it's not?

You were correct until right after "food", and even the first two are arguable.

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:33 AM

You're hired
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Posted 22 June 2012 - 10:47 AM

Bob's statement is TOTALLY accurate.


Does that mean it's not?

You were correct until right after "food", and even the first two are arguable.


Maybe you're just bad at Armying, that what that sounds like to me.

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 01:18 PM

I am now picturing Joel as Pauly Shore.

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Posted 22 June 2012 - 01:57 PM

Ive got a couple of pals who were in the army and they loved it (for the most part). But yknow i think it changes you in the head in some way. Ive metsome guys who its left a touch unintergrated and others who seem healthier for it (in the head i mean)

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 04:34 AM

Getting blown up by brown people should be right up your alley woggie.

I am now picturing Joel as Pauly Shore.


I always thought of him more like Andy Dick to be honest.

$1500 is really not a lot of money, especially to get shot at =/


Well, they also pay for your lodging, food, most of your outfits.. plus its not like you'll be paying gas or insurance on a car..


Sounds a lot like prison.


You are less likely to get ass raped in the army though

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Posted 23 June 2012 - 05:22 AM


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