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[maungabluesy]

Nobody has seen enough of me

Test

Edited by Major Major, 01 August 2016 - 01:37 PM.

[w00dy]

I had to hold myself back soooo hard from posting something about girth in the finger size titled thread in guitar q&a. ive been such a good boy im gonna get pissed up and type random comments that only I will find funny into the internet. might do some terroist-esque google searches while im at it - things like "beard comb" & "semtex"

Edited by w00dy, 01 August 2013 - 12:33 PM.

[maungabluesy]

How about a beard bomb?

[w00dy]

where the fuck are you going to plant a beard bomb? at a convention of barbers

[Major Major]

Wait we made another one? did anyone even use the last one?

[Derf!]

I AM THREATENED BY ALL THIS CHANGE!

[spacecrumbs]

I took out my nose piercing. Feels good man. Fuck that shit.

[w00dy]

i'll tell you this for free, the only fuckers who're putting pins in me are my voodoo nemesis and the surgeon on call

 

edit: I originally worded it 'my on call surgeon', like I have one on retainer just if I fancy a bone pinning. that is not the case

Edited by w00dy, 01 August 2013 - 04:56 PM.

[Major Major]

aw...you just haven't met the right lady yet. 

[w00dy]

you know what I find really quite disconcerting? hitler was a socalist, mind you so was stalin. I guess the only real answer is to take the power and give it to an educated and informed everybody so that the decisions that effect us all can be made in secret (and without the group pressure of our peers) from the comfort of our own homes. ahhh now I see why the internet is so dangerous

Edited by w00dy, 01 August 2013 - 05:14 PM.

[crab man]

Hitler was a fascist

[w00dy]

so say us all. did you know that blackbirds peck albino blackbirds to death as soon as they leave the nest? there is obviously a keen distinction in their minds during, but after to me, just looks like a bloody mess

 

*ive never actually seen any evidence of this happening

Edited by w00dy, 01 August 2013 - 05:23 PM.

[crab man]

Are you suggesting we should model our behavior on the blackbird?

[w00dy]

we already have. forget the fascist movement. you can see it happening in action in the present day socialist movement.

[crab man]

Of course

[w00dy]

don't you patronise me with your fancy brain power

so for no good reason I can think of I really want to buy a parrot ar drone and superglue a gopro hero3 on to it

Edited by w00dy, 01 August 2013 - 05:47 PM.

[spacecrumbs]

Hitler was a vegetarian too.

[crab man]

What a coincidence... I'm eating meat.

[Seán]

labels are silly. 

[Derf!]

I like the ones that warn me if there are corrosive materials inside the container.