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[crab man]

'Member Springwaffle?

And dc197?

[crab man]

Shut up Bob..

In the immortal words of Tony Soprano, "'remember when' is the lowest form of conversation."

[Derf!]

I member. 

[w00dy]

hey bob, hey derf

[Derf!]

Y'see how that motherfucker teases, Wooderman? Like boom, it's Bob. Here I am. Then it's like nah bro. That's how Bob gets ya.

 

 

What a guy.

[w00dy]

Bob is the Monsignor mother fucker. Youre the man though freddy. I am also the man...... emmaroo is not the man, she the wowman

[w00dy]

So I’ve got this quad copter thingy about a year ago and today I got a caa drone and model aircraft operator ID. I feel cool, like top gun cool. I need to pass a test showing that I can memorise feet and metres of how far the fuck I have to stay from people. I mean I’m not a wierdo pervert, just a normal one I’m not gonna spy on any one or nothing... but it’s strange how getting an id code feels good

Edited by w00dy, 18 June 2020 - 11:46 AM.

[crab man]

I think at this point MySpace should just shut itself off out of mercy for all the innocent people who have horrible embarrassing 15 year old public profiles they can no longer get into to change

Also I'm a wonderful piece of shit what else is new

[w00dy]

yeah mate i changed sides, im whoop the devil now... but then of course im not going out raping kids and shit coz like normal people won't do that... but having defo fell out with god because he was a cunt with me i can no longer be on the side of all those people who claim to be his filter. i did that by accepting eternal punishment in hell, because life (my mental illness) made me fall in love with a woman who didn't want me. it hurt like fuck, i can't describe the pain of the double cross. fuck you, you hairy wanker. so i told him (god) im going to be as good as i can, im going to devote my life to the serve of others. and when you say "you are forgiven, i am going to say. thank you but i will not go to that place." and when all the forever people who love me see that i am not there, they will know that you are to blame. ruining your forever, they will all know that you did the fuck off w00dy. i am ozimandious. fuck you pal. be nice

 

adam sandler just told me "this is fucked up guys" and i spat brandy out my nose

Edited by w00dy, 02 July 2020 - 01:31 PM.

[w00dy]

love you bob, are you ai yet? id care if you had, but i think id pretend you'd not even if i realised you had. it would be too sad. bob i love you. hi fred. word love you too. hope you see this. brandy man, i can tell all the others i love them so i don't. i hope they know

[w00dy]

i mean the robots, a.i. etc. they are the son of man. i guess they've worked it out since they sussed chess. but robots and shit will never "know" the future. i knew it. unless you make a people zoo so realistic, that not only are my parents there so are are those i knew in web chats... so are those who could also have been there. i will keep you on your feet, but i want real. i do not want plastic, i am a man. as are you, son

Edited by w00dy, 02 July 2020 - 02:05 PM.

[Derf!]

I was gonna say the robots are probs non-binary but eh...maybe I'm way off the mark on that one. 

[Derf!]

Y'know...I never liked you, Derf. Don't @ me.

[James_Coolidge]

Hey, dudes. How's things?

[sixgunsound]

drunker than ever 

[crab man]

I'll drink to that

[Derf!]

Okay, you twisted my arm, I'm in. Now we just need a fourth so we can do that Hamilton song.

[James_Coolidge]

Okay, deal.

[mandible]

Still kinda hoping Woogie is gonna appear any day now, having pranked us all...

[crab man]

In America you get made fun of if you say "li-bary"

But you also get made fun of if you say Feb-roo-ary

Go figure..