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#1 awesem

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Posted 01 May 2016 - 01:52 AM

Build a list.
(See also: Reasons why Facebook is awesome.)

1. Its an unrealistic snapshot of peoples lives.

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#2 Derf!

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Posted 01 May 2016 - 02:24 AM

2. It's a reasonable means for people you no longer wish to see to make contact with you again.


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Posted 01 May 2016 - 02:28 AM

3. Your family and employers see all those photos of you chugging beer and hitting bongs that were only meant for your friends to enjoy.

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Posted 01 May 2016 - 03:55 AM

4. You're forced to accept friend requests through social awkwardness. Hence #3. Hence the Herr leaving FB a year ago.
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#5 Graeme! Yes, Graeme!

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Posted 01 May 2016 - 05:15 AM

5. The humble brag
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Posted 01 May 2016 - 05:43 AM

6. The statuses 'bored.com' or 'today I will mostly be...'
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#7 Graeme! Yes, Graeme!

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Posted 01 May 2016 - 05:58 AM

7. Pretty much all babies look the same, and they're all ugly
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Posted 01 May 2016 - 07:02 AM

8. It turns out someone you know is a closet facist (reposts England First, goes on a rant about black people, takes a breitbart article as fact) and then you have to delete them. It's easier just to not know.
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#9 Graeme! Yes, Graeme!

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Posted 01 May 2016 - 01:30 PM

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9. Middle aged ladies who post nothing but stupid slogans with pictures of the fucking minions
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#10 Herr Rararr

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Posted 01 May 2016 - 01:47 PM

10. Ex's. Period.
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Posted 01 May 2016 - 10:27 PM

It puts pressure on you to keep in touch with old school friends you really have nothing in common with anymore.

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Posted 02 May 2016 - 12:44 AM

I waste way too much time


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Posted 02 May 2016 - 04:31 AM

Build a list.
(See also: Reasons why Facebook is awesome.)

1. Its an unrealistic snapshot of peoples lives.

you wouldn't say that about ancient greek art on the side of pots and bowls and shit, so how come its ok to say it about Facebook?


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Posted 02 May 2016 - 04:38 AM

8. It turns out someone you know is a closet facist (reposts England First, goes on a rant about black people, takes a breitbart article as fact) and then you have to delete them. It's easier just to not know.

 

12. its making us change our language to enable more of us to express extremely dark thoughts, in a fun, righteous way. helping to further isolate and polarise us from our social deamons/with our own personal darknesses, allowing both to fester like an unchecked mouldy cancer


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#15 sixgunsound

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Posted 31 May 2016 - 02:09 PM

13. not enough nipples./ 


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 01:09 AM

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 05:46 AM

But no nipples. Right? Am I right?


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#18 Herr Rararr

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 05:54 AM

No nipples.

 

I relented, I'm back on there, only way of staying in touch with my stupid brother in Australia.


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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:07 AM

GTU got me on Facebook in the first place. My first friend was DXL, my second was Jenndurst. November 2005. 


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#20 Herr Rararr

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Posted 30 November 2016 - 06:17 AM

I went on for the nipples.  Boy, was I disappointed.


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