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[Fender2.0]

COCONUT WATER.

 

I just tried it. I'm trying to be all healthy and shit. My girlfriend and I were at the store on Sunday (meal prepping for the week), and she suggested I buy coconut water because she heard it was really good for me considering I work out a lot and am trying to gain weight. I didn't hear her tell me that I should mix it with my protein shakes. 

 

So I just popped open this bad boy, poured it in a cup, and took a big gulp. The first thing I said after was, "this tastes like what I imagine my semen to taste like." My girlfriend then proceeds to try it herself, and replies with, "Yep, that's exactly what your cum tastes like. They even smell similar." As if the drink wasn't already bad enough, this jacked me all up. 

 

I will never be able to taste coconut water again. 

[Jay Kay]

damn, now coconut water sounds like a terrible idea lol

 

Grape seed extract in water... read it was good for you, but id rather drink a glass of warm everclear 

 

 

also was a bit underwhelmed. On the index page it cut of as "Weird things you've put in your..."

Thought I'd stop in and see what my digi friends have put in their bums

[Fender2.0]

also was a bit underwhelmed. On the index page it cut of as "Weird things you've put in your..."

Thought I'd stop in and see what my digi friends have put in their bums

 

hahahaha butt stuff. Oh, the disappointment, I'm sure. 

[Derf!]

Squid rings that looked deceptively onion ring-like to the booze laden mind. I was not okay with it when I caught wise. Chewy as fuck, yo. I don't get it at all.

[maungabluesy]

I love squid. Has to be cooked well though.

[Major Major]

easily answered but first the runners up

3.Octopus ye gods it's disgusting

2,Crickets...they're little legs get wedged in your teeth


And the worst thing ever....

(Drum roll)

Castor-fucking-oil.
It defies all description. and then, after ruining your mouth for hours it gives you explosive diarrhea and intense stomach cramps. It's the worst thing ever. And I had to drink a lot of it growing up.

[spacecrumbs]

Oh yeah coconut water is nasty.

 

I guess soap is pretty gross. Not sure if I did that voluntarily or not. Probably.

 

Goats cheese makes me want to throw up. Smoked haddock too.

[w00dy]

fuk the fuk off coconut juice is well fit you bunsh of turds. also butt stuff2

[Herr Rararr]

Squid/Octopus = Gooooood.

 

Peanuts  = Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

[sixgunsound]

I worked for Bick's Pickles when I was a kid and on the last night one of the cucumber truck drivers gave me $20 to put a half pickled cucumber out of the tank in my mouth. and eat it. which i did. it was huge and every chomp forced out massive amounts of brine (water, calcium chloride, sodium phosphate) pissed out of the ten inch long yellow rubbery thing. it was super gross. but i made $20. 

 

also, i once slaughtered a lamb with a big knife on the side of a mountain and ate his liver raw while his heart was still beating. that was gross by most people's estimation, but i'd do it again. it was tasty. 

[crab man]

fuk the fuk off coconut juice is well fit you bunsh of turds. also butt stuff2

I thought your C didn't work

[Fender2.0]

fuk the fuk off coconut juice is well fit you bunsh of turds. also butt stuff2

 

Coconut juice, sure. Coconut water, not so much.

[Fender2.0]

Oh yeah coconut water is nasty.

 

I guess soap is pretty gross. Not sure if I did that voluntarily or not. Probably.

 

Goats cheese makes me want to throw up. Smoked haddock too.

 

When I was a boy, if I said curse words around my mom, depending on what mood she was in, there were times she washed my mouth out with soap. I hated that shit. 

 

I will say, I really learned my fucking lesson, dammit.

[BrokenMirror]

Coriander. There's nothing worse than taking a big forkful of something and then realising the green bits aren't parsley... it tastes like vomit.

Oh yeah coconut water is nasty.

I guess soap is pretty gross. Not sure if I did that voluntarily or not. Probably.

Goats cheese makes me want to throw up. Smoked haddock too.

When I was a boy, if I said curse words around my mom, depending on what mood she was in, there were times she washed my mouth out with soap. I hated that shit.

I will say, I really learned my fucking lesson, dammit.

My mum tried that once. I threw up everywhere and she had to clean it up. She never did it again.

[Fender2.0]

Coriander. There's nothing worse than taking a big forkful of something and then realising the green bits aren't parsley... it tastes like vomit.

 

Oh yeah coconut water is nasty.

I guess soap is pretty gross. Not sure if I did that voluntarily or not. Probably.

Goats cheese makes me want to throw up. Smoked haddock too.

When I was a boy, if I said curse words around my mom, depending on what mood she was in, there were times she washed my mouth out with soap. I hated that shit.

I will say, I really learned my fucking lesson, dammit.

My mum tried that once. I threw up everywhere and she had to clean it up. She never did it again.

 

 

Hah! You really showed her!

stewpid moms and their soap

[Derf!]

On topic: All of your mums. 

 

 

 

I'm just kidding. I just couldn't have a thread like this without somebody saying that. Much love and respect to the fouled up creatures that made you and us all. 

[crab man]

So you like the gmilfs, yes?

[Derf!]

Hey, Kate Beckinsales ripe for Gilfing anyday now. I'd be down with G-Kate. 

[myfinalheaven]

Would you buy her, that you inquire after her?

[Derf!]

I would buy no one, good sir. I merely sing praises of beauty through acrylic conduits. Alternatively, I'm like an art school nerd version of Daario Naharis, I draw for beauty. Derfio Naharis. Yeah. YEAH! 

 

 

Is that a thing people still do, though? Can one buy another? Will anyone ever buy me? Tell me the things of the world out there, Christian.