Happy thing what is today, Gus. You made it once more round the track. Good jorb, handsome man. Also, wassup wit choo, homie? Tell us a thing. My thing is booze baggin' and art swaggin'. I also had what I thought was a great idea for an evil persons dating pitch. It goes thusly:
Hi, I'm Evil A. Sfuckyo(name subject to change because fuck you). I like candlelit sacrificial alters and long walks along the beached whales.