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Member Since 07 May 2003
Offline Last Active Dec 28 2015 04:36 AM

#3493489 Woogierama

Posted by spacecrumbs on 27 December 2015 - 05:48 PM

I didn't understand that but do watch the original Romero Dawn of the Dead. The theme song is worth the time alone.

#3493472 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 27 December 2015 - 03:07 AM

show us a photo then

#3493473 Woogierama

Posted by awesem on 27 December 2015 - 04:03 AM

And where the hell is Em? She needs to know how ridiculous I look and sooth me even though I'm pitiful. Eh.

I'm right here yo. You are great and def not pitiful.

#3493462 Woogierama

Posted by James_Coolidge on 25 December 2015 - 11:19 PM

You cunt.

#3493452 Woogierama

Posted by The_Baby_Jesus on 25 December 2015 - 03:15 PM

Thanks for all the well-wishes, guys :)

#3493446 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 25 December 2015 - 07:21 AM

I just want to single out two gtu members in particular this year. They don't say a lot, and sure they sometimes have different opinions and sometimes tend to give wildly different advice. We often forget they are even there, but they are always there on the forum somewhere. Happy Christmas to the members Google and Bing

#3493208 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 12 December 2015 - 01:36 PM

ok i don't go in most of the other threads but at the top of them, in guitar q&a theres one that says "does finger size matter?" and the last of many answers is "to a HUGE degree". yep, down here in discussion we say "it's not about touching the back, its about touching the sides!" am i right?


although working the hindenburg spot with a stroking curly finger motion can only help. but personally I've never made a girl go blind with one of those kind of orgasms. i mean obviously you lot already know this, there are two types of sensing touch; the directional kind, on the finger tips for instance, you know when and where you're touching to micro millimetres. amazing really. and then there's the sensation of just being touched, which probably evolved jonks before. i mean 'fuck, somethings touching me!', in slo-mo is probably the fear reaction of a plant right? anyway thats how old a good orgasm is. plants have them. fucking vegetarians! at least cows and pigs can run away you tight twats


Posted by Major Major on 18 September 2015 - 07:32 PM

I've always found guitar strings to be a helpful sleep aid.

Using the High E for garotting again, eh.


Who pays 17 dollars 97 cents for a blindfold?

Bondage gear is pricey, yo

#3489476 A Heartwarming Find

Posted by Haggis on 26 August 2015 - 08:42 PM

...and this place is and always will be GTU, not guitartabswhatevertheycallitnow :D

#3488668 Holy shit.

Posted by TheNewSponge on 06 August 2015 - 02:50 PM


#3485415 cooking

Posted by sixgunsound on 11 April 2015 - 07:12 AM


#3484378 Woogierama

Posted by maungabluesy on 19 March 2015 - 11:30 AM

This was your gayest hour

#3484146 Donating Blood

Posted by w00dy on 13 March 2015 - 04:14 AM

i knew this really really racist kid (angry and extremely vocal about it) years ago. anyways he'd had leukaemia as a child, and when he was drunk and going on one about pakistanis or black people this one time, i told him they don't screen for skin colour and that it was very likely a none white person could have saved his life. well he didn't like that one bit and got really mad (and in to denial). so i went further and started laughing at the fact his veins were filled with "paki" and "nigger" blood, and that his children would be filled with it too.


and thats why i don't give blood, but i should really i guess. 

#3484044 What's made your day today?

Posted by crab man on 11 March 2015 - 09:16 AM

my first thought was blackdick.

then somebody please thought of the children.

#3483885 "Random Picture" Thread

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