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#3499415 Another random user, not another random guy :)

Posted by w00dy on 08 September 2016 - 03:33 PM

I liked Grace. She was young and bit....simple, for want of a better word. But I thought she was pretty cool. I was the only one that didn't scare her off.

You can fuck right off, you was all flightsim flightsim flightsim and she went "grace has quit goodbyesim"

#3499325 Long time personal friend of Woggie

Posted by w00dy on 06 September 2016 - 02:28 PM

The flap of his butterfly wing really was heard the other side of the world

#3499316 What's bummed you out today?

Posted by w00dy on 06 September 2016 - 10:21 AM

Shame you've not got a big pair of tits and a crush for wierdos

#3499210 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 01 September 2016 - 04:06 PM

love you bob

#3499150 Gene Wilder

Posted by w00dy on 29 August 2016 - 02:02 PM

First time I ever saw a movie audience applaud a film was see no evil hear no evil (or whatever it's called, you know the one I mean). Now they're both gone... Must have caught mens rear

#3499138 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 29 August 2016 - 05:58 AM

also can i recommend channel 4s 'man down' by greg davis. really quite funny. so funny when i had it playing in the background while watching porn, i had to stop wanking while i laughed

#3499028 Olympics - thoughts n such

Posted by w00dy on 24 August 2016 - 08:34 AM

Is that why you force your "culture" upon us all?
America land of ten series of Roseanne

#3498964 What's bummed you out today?

Posted by w00dy on 21 August 2016 - 02:10 PM

It always amazes me that Tarzan wrote the jungle book based on his experiences growing up in the Congo yet replaced all the monkeys with other types of animals, as if growing up with monkeys wasn't fascinating enough.... I suppose he had to coz if harambe broke out into a musical number just before they shot him in his big fucking hairy head, no one would have believed it would they?

#3498821 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 17 August 2016 - 08:56 AM


as in your reality man! so god thinks he's a funny fucker.. well he makes me laugh, so after my boo hoo i wank into a sock wobble i have a wee drink sleep and the fucker only wakes me up with my mum shouting up to my room. she's had that little girl mithering her, the one who made me sad coz she's a white blackbird the other day, when is she going back in the pool, whilst she was at her friends. so my mum asks her if she has a boyfriend, well she goes out side, writes a note saying "my boyfriend is christopher your son" and the hands it to my mum. my mum pisses her self and brings the little girl to my window and shouts me. its like a bizzaro peado version of say anything. jesus is a funny cunt when he wants, tickles my funny bone anyway

I have no idea how to go about it.


Just saying.



you make less sense than me nealio buddy. btw i always look out for you when I'm in an airport, and i have no real idea why. the scene in my head is your wife chasing after one of your children and grabbing his arm. pfft is all i can say

#3498741 What's bummed you out today?

Posted by w00dy on 15 August 2016 - 08:36 AM

Also they killed that Rio jaguar coz it escaped. The olympics is perverse, there are millions in poverty, literally living in tin sheds, in Brazil and they build stadiums that will be left to crumble through misuse
I would have shot harambe. Right in his big fucking head. Giant Hairy bastard

#3498573 Woogierama

Posted by w00dy on 10 August 2016 - 04:31 PM

right so y'know how you can't read things in dreams? well my brain, which is a little bit broken i will admit, does. well anyway last Wednesday (in my sleep) I'm looking at the condensation on the inside of my new car and the water droplets form the sentence "YOU'LL REGRET GOING IN WORK TONIGHT" like something out of a horror film. so i wake up, say fuck off, lets have it then dickhead and go in work. anyway in work it kicks off with a lad who is into horror film memorabilia and my supervisor (whom i like) and I'm there in it. I'm thinking all sorts like fucking hell he's gonna key my new car or something. anyway this lad txts me an apology and i think ohw right no mither and i forget about it. anyway its payday to day and I'm going on holiday tomorrow and i look in the bank app on my phone and fucking work haven't paid me for that day. mother fucker. thats the problem with this prophesy wank, you can't finger its bum hole till after its pooing in your hand. why can't it just be straight talk, like it was way back in the black? maybe its  something to do with your left and right brain and the two you's. i bet it is you know

#3498569 I am perplexed as to what I should have done...

Posted by w00dy on 10 August 2016 - 09:19 AM

It's a war of attrition! He who can live with being dirty longest vs she who can nag the most effectively

#3498555 happy birthday .........?

Posted by w00dy on 10 August 2016 - 02:38 AM

its for both of them you silly goose. sadly the thought of mandy entering reese is now in my head. just hold on in there reese. power through coz its your birthday

#3498533 cheap diy acoustic sound absorption panels

Posted by w00dy on 09 August 2016 - 03:25 AM

#3498532 I am perplexed as to what I should have done...

Posted by w00dy on 09 August 2016 - 12:16 AM

thanks for the convo men, them silly girls just don't have big enough brains to make the understandings

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