Someone showed me a band called Will Wood and the Tapeworms a couple weeks ago and according to Wikipedia that Will Wood is known for sort of straddling the line between making every public appearance a piece of performance art and just being a pathological liar. And I thought to myself, hey, I used to know of a guy named Will Wood, and I believe he also had tapeworms. Anyway, the mystery may never be solved. I wonder if Will Wood and the Tapeworms have any songs about hanging out with their girlfriend while she's tripping on cough syrup and then getting accused of sexual assault by her dad? I think that would make a good song.
I'm proud of that guy, he beat the odds.
Good god, is that really what my signature looks like?