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#3507457 Since we're all getting old anyway, I figured I'd let you guys know f...

Posted by BrokenMirror on 23 February 2017 - 01:46 AM


#3506978 Woogierama

Posted by BrokenMirror on 01 February 2017 - 02:15 AM

Is there any way to avoid buying valentine's flowers at the last minute but still have them be fresh and professionally wrapped when you gift them?

Yup. Make bacon roses instead.

#3506591 Everything President Trump

Posted by BrokenMirror on 22 January 2017 - 09:59 PM

LIES: Facts that are accurate but do not glorify President Trump.
ALTERNATIVE FACTS: Facts that are inaccurate but glorify President Trump.

Welcome to the lexicon of the post-truth era.

#3506589 Feminists

Posted by BrokenMirror on 22 January 2017 - 09:46 PM

I think you may be confusing what a feminist is. Feminism isn't some secret, abnormal club we get cards for. We are just normal people who believe that women should determine our own lives and bodies. You'll have met thousands of us in your life, we just don't walk around with sticky labels on our foreheads saying "I'm a feminist!" In other words, all normal, rational people are feminists. If you don't believe your girlfriend should be paid less than her colleagues, forced to squeeze out a kid or made to share her body against her wishes, then you are a feminist too.

Sorry you ran into a toxic bitch, but the fact that she's labelled herself a feminist has nothing to do with it. Asserting so is as ridiculous as if I said all men were douchebags because several men I've come across have yelled out that they would like me to display my breasts.

#3506428 Woogierama

Posted by BrokenMirror on 20 January 2017 - 03:45 PM

I checked and there was no candy or boobs. It's a trap!

#3506218 The Saddest Topic Ever...

Posted by BrokenMirror on 13 January 2017 - 09:53 PM

Happy birthday Herr!

#3506134 Bought a Car

Posted by BrokenMirror on 11 January 2017 - 10:02 PM

Congratulations on being able to travel to destinations of your choosing.

#3506099 Woogierama

Posted by BrokenMirror on 10 January 2017 - 09:36 AM

What are you supposed to do when a girl is waaay out of your league and prettier than you but inexplicably likes you anyway? I know girls don't like insecurity but how do you maintain confidence when she's clearly too good for you? I'm not exactly fat, but right now I feel like one of those sitcoms where they pair the supermodel lady with the fat, grumpy, lazy drunk.. Gotta figure out a way to keep my cool.

My first thought was that she had some ulterior motive that I don't understand.. but I decided it's not fair to suspect her of that without reason.

Don't let that thought get in between you. Leagues exist as a probability construct, likely based on exposure to similar social circles. In reality the notion means nothing except as an to keep a bunch of people from giving another bunch of people a chance because they assume they won't be good enough for them.

If you like her, squash that thought and get to know her with an open heart. It's not her fault you've classified her this way.

#3506038 Woogierama

Posted by BrokenMirror on 09 January 2017 - 05:37 AM

2018? A whole year away sounds like more of a time commitment than I'm comfortable contemplating. 2018 can wait its turn to be fucked. I'll probably die in a plane crash or something before then.

#3506037 Happy birthday Neal!

Posted by BrokenMirror on 09 January 2017 - 05:31 AM

Well, we are all kind of like family that we never actually see.

#3506014 Happy birthday Neal!

Posted by BrokenMirror on 08 January 2017 - 03:23 PM

Much merriment and all that jazz.

#3505880 Star Wars

Posted by BrokenMirror on 04 January 2017 - 02:41 AM

Rogue One was pretty good, except with the scene where Vader force-choked that dude. Worst acting ever.

#3505724 Woogierama

Posted by BrokenMirror on 30 December 2016 - 12:46 AM

I cannot get into Game of Thrones.. no matter how hard I try, I just can't.

It's probably better for your peace of mind that you don't.

#3505592 So Israel has declared war on NZ

Posted by BrokenMirror on 27 December 2016 - 05:05 PM

We were all like, "hey guys, if you could pretty please not bully Palestine anymore, that'd be swell."

And then they're all like "this means war, bitches, and our ambassadors can't play at each other's houses anymore."

#3505476 "Random Picture" Thread

Posted by BrokenMirror on 24 December 2016 - 05:02 PM

Whenever people draw or portray pretty girls they are always skinny.

I am watching the Vampire Diaries and it's giving me body shame.

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