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your fortune

15 August 2013 - 07:48 AM

ive been writting new fortunes for cookies. since i'm too lazy to bake any this medium shall have to do.














01 August 2013 - 08:29 AM

woogie etiquette

10 July 2013 - 10:53 AM

when someone sneezes do you say "bless you", "gesundheit", "you're so beautiful" or in anyway acknowledge someone's sneeze? i don't, because fucking why? its a sneeze. its no big deal. you sneezed, so what? your soul isn't going to escape if i don't say something. actually, true fact, souls don't exist! your sneezing, this affects me in no way unless you sneezed on me or something i was about to eat. in which case i'm going to make fun of or beat your stupid ass. but that rarely happens so i rarely react to a sneeze. similarly, i dont excuse myself when i burp or fart unless i do it in front of someone i'm trying to impress. in fact, when not in public, i usually try to project my burps and farts to be as loud as possible. i may be gross but i have my principals.

for gus

03 June 2013 - 08:58 AM


ok, i guess its my turn to write something

28 May 2013 - 06:52 AM

i didnt know how dark hemingway was. why didnt anyone tell me that dude was up my ally? anyway. i think i can do a shorty short in that style.

Everyone was getting chilly from the cool breeze making contact with sweaty and exposed skins but everyone was too busy to notice their own chill. The cave was dark except for one faint light source, it wasn't direct but instead reflected from the cave's stream that then scattered lazily at the feet of those standing next to the entrance of the hideaway. The light wasn't important to anyone either. There were two families in this small crevice in the cave, and they have practiced evacuating before. It was a matter of time before the Vikings came and they had all heard the terrible stories of their pillaging. The two families took very little with them and if they came out of this raid with only their lives they would be grateful. Most everyone was calm and quiet hoping to not give away their position, there were no babies (thankfully) to take care of at this time. Near the back of the cave's little hideaway all the women were hushing a little girl who was trying to hold back sobs. It wasn't that she was scared from the raid but, rather here at that moment in the cave, she had her first period.

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